Give the user above you a humorous execution

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Ideally it will go like this.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I sit you down in the comfy chair!

 

[xmbts]

Well that doesn't seem too bad.

Spoiler: I send you to the chamber,

Of understanding.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I would throw you into a room with Asakura and lock the door.

 

[xmbts]

I would punch you in the face. Really, REALLY hard.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Surgically remove your brain, without using anesthesia on you.

 

[Neonbob]

I coat you in the sweetest substance on Earth, then kick you into a pit of cats. Their rough tongues eventually rip your flesh right off of your entire body, and you bleed to a painful death, surrounded by felines.

 

[Ambi]

Put you inside a sloth costume with the hands and feet of it tied together so you can hang effortlessly on a pole attached to a balcony in a busy street, feeding you donuts on a stick through a little face hole until you get so fat the stitching comes undone.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Mind-fuck Neonbob so that he thinks that you're a whale.

 

[Dectomax]

Create "The Human Newspaper" out of you. This ofcourse includes being sent through the printing press and being crushed, repeatedly by the machine. Should be a laugh.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm not human, so that doesn't work.

I just psi-blast my way out.

I mess with your playlist so that all of High School Musical is stuck in a permanent loop, driving you to suicide.

 

[xmbts]

I sit back and watch, as he does all the work himself by crashing into the overmind.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd trap you in a room with Snarf.

Spoiler

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'd trap you in a room with Snarf.

Spoiler

You sick bastard... no one could survive that... except for me of course... don't get any ideas...

OT:

I would finalize the merger between Planet Express and Mom's Mega-corporation.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Pluck out his eyes and go from there.

 

[xmbts]

I would only allow her to eat salt and vinegar chips, we'll see how long she can last.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd stuff you full of pudding!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

The scrapyard should have some toys for that.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Let's see you survive hurricane speed winds!

 

[Eumersian]

Lock you in a room and make you listen to Banished's Chatroulette Jam for 5 years you say? I'd love to!