Give the user above you a humorous execution

[Eclipse Dragon]

Death in a battle arena.

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

Death in a ball pit.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Death in a ToysRus store.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by [user]neoontime[/user]. It is quite amusing.

 

[White Lightning]

After being arrested for Pokemon poaching you spend the rest of your life in jail locked in solitary confinement being kept company only by thoughts of regret and the memories of a failed life until you die an old and frail man.

Not very funny is it.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by 10000 posts!

SNIP

Doing something special Mr. 9999?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by too many posts!

Death by having quite a few yourself!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by a group of cultists obsessed with post count!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by doublepostingitus. The more you double post, the worse it gets.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Death by expired milk.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by spikers.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

The spiked drink was switched back to you while you weren't looking.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Death by a (steel toe) boot to the head!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Slapped to death with a Garfield book.