Give the user above you a humorous execution

[QCX]

Beat to death with a fish by a girl named Philip.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Throws you into a ball pit with very hungry children.

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: I now a guy who wants to have a word with you

 

[AgDr_ODST]

get into your systems and give you a nasty suprise before getting yanked by my spartan friend

 

[spartan1077]

As I *ahem* yanked you I accidently split you apart

 

[AgDr_ODST]

your hand and feet are tied to two unicorns who after a slap run off in opposite directions and pull you apart

 

[Dr.Susse]

After disguising all the power points in your house as knife and fork holders I sit back and wait.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I disable your breaks as you arrive in Vegas...you drive straight through and go right over a cliff as you leave the city

 

[Dr.Susse]

I eject my copy of Halo and Frisbee the disc into the Manning River.

 

[spartan1077]

a knife is good for two things- one for slashing your wheels and the other for cutting off your fingertips, teeth, toes, and eyes so no one can tell who you are

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I blind fold you and send you marching through an active minefield

 

[xmbts]

I drop you in a puddle.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Im a cosplayer smartass not gonna work


anyway I set you up on on the range and shoot you up like a target

 

[xmbts]

It would wash off the body paint leaving you naked to die of humiliation.

Spoiler: Also

Headshot.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Im fine with my nakedness *head shot* but not that....*dies*

I throw you into a vat of acid like the one that created the Joker

 

[xmbts]

Well then I would be a cross between a gun toting robotic guitarist and the joker. And you would all be doomed.

...Unless of course you happen to be Batman flying a helicopter.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Nuke it from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

 

[spartan1077]

I already mentioned sexy firing squad... so RC bomb

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Overshadowed to death.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Call in the grenadiers.