Give the user above you a humorous execution

[XThecommander]

Make her hyper, and have her arms flailing so fast that she flies... Right into a jet engine's turbine.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

I would stake him out in the desert to be eaten alive by deliberately starved tortoises.

 

[Nagisa94]

Take him to Detroit...

 

[Simon1]

Introduce her to a 21 ton weight and a hunger

 

[xmbts]

Well its a clown, so I will have to throw it in the lion pit.

 

[spartan1077]

I sentence you to drown in a vat of jelly and or jam you decide.

I choose hermaphroditic Peanut Butter. Either that or I live.

OT: I set the volts to 11...Spinal Tap refrence so I'm not changing the number

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Barrage of donuts!

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

Well there's only one way to kill an innocent-looking anime girl spaceship.

WITH FIRE!!!

(Wait, how was that four minutes apart? I swear that must have taken a couple minutes to go through)

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd take Kirby out of Sonic's skull, and fill Sonic's head full of jello. Then I'd take Kirby and make him join the Columbia Record Club.

 

[Vrex360]

I have a large creature eat him.... while it's moving at one million miles per hour.

There, that should adequetly suffice both Kirby and Sonic.

I smash his face open and make him drink his own blood until he dies of horrible bowel disease.
No one ever ninjas me and lives!!!

Okay but seriously, I probably just send him to the centre of the sun to deliver a pizza.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd make him watch The Fountain.

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

I shoot the rocket and now it is boom.

 

[xmbts]

Send him to a daycare center. He will be eaten alive.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Instead of sacrificing myself, I temporarily transfer my light/dark energy into you, attach a nuke to your body, and hurl you at the Overmind.
You and the Overmind die, and I have know completely fucked up the Starcraft cannon.
You're welcome.

 

[xmbts]

Well at least it would be awesome.

OT: I would

Spoiler: starcraft spoilers

kill Kerrigan, which would not only eventually kill you but everyone you know, your entire species, the zerg, and potentially the entire universe.

 

[Nagisa94]

Death by teacup

 

[xmbts]

Death by snoo snoo.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Death by band publicity.

 

[spartan1077]

Death by Snookie!!! or sexy firing squad

 

[xmbts]

Well I won't go into detail but it involves quite a few people who are 'gay for Bridget'.