Give the user above you a humorous execution

[xmbts]

I'll bake you a cake...laced with nitroglycerin.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I stick her in a full size snow globe.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Deliver this package to the silliest sun in the solar system!

 

[xmbts]

I would start driving it. Then it's only a matter of time.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Fill the tubes with silly puddy.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I see a sledgehammer in your future.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

And I see a spray-can of starch in yours. How dare your robe and hat be so...wavy. After that, I will beat you with the can until you are dead, and grasp the can firmly into the air, screaming a war cry of awesomeness before flipping off the moon.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

This post is to make the previous post appear.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Two deaths for two posts!
First death: stuff you full of jello!
Second death: Use a giant shoe to squish you like a bug!

 

[Snowden's Secret]

I would hurl him and his entire crew into a hive of space bees. Then sit back and watch.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Explosive decompression can get the best of anyone.

 

[Dango]

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Turn you into a newt. Obviously.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Set fire to the hat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My methods involve clowns and fire. Yes, I throw flaming clowns as him.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Wow your doing the work for me!
Hug to death (while naked)?

 

[smaug85]

Take out small intestine wrap it like a noose around your neck and hang you with it.

 

[xmbts]

Lets find a rock, I mean a big ass rock,
or maybe something like a cinder block is better.
I'd hold it up and drop it on your face,
My buddy.

(I doubt anyone will get that)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd crush him with a Hummer in the Matrix, thus killing his mind.

 

[Vrex360]

I throw yet more pokeballs before burning them and eating the charred remains within.