Give the user above you a humorous execution

[TheDoctor455]

I force Team Rocket to blast off into a black hole... bye!

Now... seeing as the Nameless One can't die...
good luck to whoever tries to kill me.

 

[xmbts]

I'd chain him up and launch him into space, he might not be dead but good enough.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'd chain him up and launch him into space, he might not be dead but good enough.

Yeah, but I would still eventually escape, and if you're dead, I'll just take it out on your descendants.

OT:
I twist all of the tentacles around so that they all face you, so when you try to use the weapons attached to them, you just shoot yourself in the face.

 

[xmbts]

Weapons? They're electric cables and oil tubes. Though I suppose that could start a fire.

So if I sent you into a sun would you eternally burn or just kind of reincarnate somewhere else with nothing to show for the effort but a cool facial scar.

[sub]Because whenever a fictional character survives something that should kill them they just come back with a facial scar[/sub]

Spoiler: Case in point

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Spoiler: Prepare to be assimilated

BYE!

 

[The Clown]

I electricute you while strapped down so you have no hope of flying off, you just die, slowly and extremely painfully

 

[TheDoctor455]

Weapons? They're electric cables and oil tubes. Though I suppose that could start a fire.

So if I sent you into a sun would you eternally burn or just kind of reincarnate somewhere else with nothing to show for the effort but a cool facial scar.

[sub]Because whenever a fictional character survives something that should kill them they just come back with a facial scar[/sub]

Spoiler: Case in point

Actually, as the mythos for the Nameless One goes, everytime he dies, he ends up back in the Mortuary on a slab, covered in scars from all of the various battles he's been in. Because the game was on the same graphical level as Diablo 2, it was pretty hard to tell... but that is how the character is supposed to work.

OT:
I use my arcane arts to send you into a plane of Order, where no one has a sense of humor of any kind... and since you don't know how to get back... you will probably kill yourself shortly after arriving.

 

[xmbts]

I'll send him into a black hole then.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Trap him in a room with some bloodletters.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Wouldn't have to... I'd just wait for you to die at your own pace, then sell your corpse to the Dusties.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Good luck with that. She does not age.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Good luck with that. She does not age.

Yeah... but she isn't immortal right?

Oh well...
I slip sulfuric acid into your drink.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

@Doctor: 598 years and counting.

I crucify you to a Tesla Tree.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Time to use a secret weapon!

[sub]If you don't get the reference you're already dead.[/sub]

 

[TheDoctor455]

I use my knowledge of the arcane arts to turn Team Rocket's pokemon against them, killing them very quickly, then I have their pokemon kill each other.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Summons Fat Chocobo to land on you, inflicting you with the Stop Status.

 

[Neonbob]

I shove a lightning rode in your torso and string you up during a storm. It's only three minutes before a gigantic strike hits you and fries you from the inside out.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I fuck around with your nukes so that they detonate the instant you try to use them... while you are still in the blast radius.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Cast Break on you, inflicting the Petrify Status.

 

[Eumersian]

Stomach engsmsplosion, due to the forced consumption of way too much orange soda.