Give the user above you a humorous execution

[Xpwn3ntial]

Feed him to the sharks.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Hack her data turning her into a squid, then feed her to the sharks.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Lock him in a room with Asakura. He can't last.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Staring contest... you lose.

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: I call in the original

She'll kill you, and then some.

 

[TheDoctor455]

And I'll just keep coming back...
now this could just be an endless battle, but the depends on how immortal you are.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hey immortal Pokemon hater, take this!

Spoiler: You may not be dead but you're as good as dead!

Escape a Black Hole!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Neonbob]

I trap you in a spike-lined pit and inject you with a drug that causes violent seizures. Then I just sit back and watch you skewer yourself over and over again!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey immortal Pokemon hater, take this!

Spoiler: You may not be dead but you're as good as dead!

Escape a Black Hole!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

DAMN YOU TO A THOUSAND HELLS IN THE LOWER PLANES FOR POSTING THAT MONSTROSITY!!!!

And... you do know that black holes are just portals that have gotten really huge? And permanent?

Their strong gravity prevents most from surviving the journey, but I make it through no problem and then open another portal back to here.

Wasted effort on your part.

OT:
I warn the whales of your plans, Neonbob, and they rise as one and kill you.

 

[Neonbob]

I inject you with fifteen tapeworms, and then sent you to a buffet, to watch you as you shovel food into your mouth, only to be confounded when you are never satisfied.
As weeks pass, you grow thinner and thinner, until you finally die of malnourishment.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I inject you with fifteen tapeworms, and then sent you to a buffet, to watch you as you shovel food into your mouth, only to be confounded when you are never satisfied.
As weeks pass, you grow thinner and thinner, until you finally die of malnourishment.

For killing an enemy of mine I will repay you with a painless death. You shall die with my other enemies, the Lions, in this way.

[sub]Should have put a lock on your arsenal Neon. Just saying.[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

Gaaaah. I think I'm gonna stab you in the eyes with a rusty pair of scissors, then dump you into a vibrating pit of gravel, where the stones rip your flesh right off of you, leaving a wonderfully polished skeleton.
[sup]THAT WAS A GIFT, YOU FUCKER! [/sup]

 

[TheDoctor455]

I inject you with fifteen tapeworms, and then sent you to a buffet, to watch you as you shovel food into your mouth, only to be confounded when you are never satisfied.
As weeks pass, you grow thinner and thinner, until you finally die of malnourishment.

I wake up in the Mortuary, the tapeworms removed during the autopsy.

I can't die, remember?

Now then...
To actually kill your Avatar, Neonbob... I erase the "Nuke the Whales" sign, and disarm the nuke before it goes off, saving the whales... everyone, even PETA (whom I hate) declares me a hero.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Can't die huh? Time to bring out the big guns.

I'm not stopping until every molecule of your being is separated into atoms.

 

[xmbts]

I'll drop a steamroller on them.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Can you say incinerator?

 

[Neonbob]

During a party, I replace your pinata with one filled with Nitro. I then give you the bat, blindfold you, and run like hell.

 

[The Clown]

I give you a banana filled with poison and razor blades, just imagine biting into it, imagine your cheeks and gums being cut to shreds, then dying slowly afterwards from the poison.

 

[Neonbob]

This may be seen a mile away, but fuck it. I jam you into a clown car, then push that into a compactor.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Can't die huh? Time to bring out the big guns.

I'm not stopping until every molecule of your being is separated into atoms.

I've been nuked before, and I STILL came back.

OT:
I get the whales to unite against you.