Give the user above you a humorous execution

[The Clown]

I fire you into a black hole, and if you do survive then it leads to a dimension filled with land sharks with frickin lasers on their heads

 

[TheDoctor455]

I fire you into a black hole, and if you do survive then it leads to a dimension filled with land sharks with frickin lasers on their heads

Again, because of the experience I have garnered from countless lifetimes past, I know the Planes inside and out, so I know EXACTLY how to escape as soon as I arrive.

Nice try though.

I send you to the Negative Material Plane.
Have fun.

 

[The Clown]

I explode in a huge antimatter explosion, the energy from the blast is all concentrated into a huge pan-dimensional laser which comes and strikes you, obliterating everything around you for miles, the energy from the blast converts back into matter then twists and reforms into me who eats your ashes then craps them into the void.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I explode in a huge antimatter explosion, the energy from the blast is all concentrated into a huge pan-dimensional laser which comes and strikes you, obliterating everything around you for miles, the energy from the blast converts back into matter then twists and reforms into me who eats your ashes then craps them into the void.

Because there is still something left, I come back... it just takes me a bit longer than usual... but when I do come back... I am ROYALLY PISSED OFF AT YOU!!!!

I use my vast arcane knowledge to disable every device, every tool, every weapon you could throw at me, rendering you defenseless...
Then I spend the next few years slowly hacking you to pieces, and eating bits of you every now and then.

 

[The Clown]

*makes new weapons to throw at you, bursts out of your stomach and reforms then places your respawn point in a kill ball*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*makes new weapons to throw at you, bursts out of your stomach and reforms then places your respawn point in a kill ball*

Uhh... you know I didn't eat you WHOLE, right... so that doesn't work.
And I didn't eat ALL of you anyway. So again, that just isn't going to work.

Try again.

 

[The Clown]

*makes new weapons to throw at you, bursts out of your stomach and reforms then places your respawn point in a kill ball*

Uhh... you know I didn't eat you WHOLE, right... so that doesn't work.
And I didn't eat ALL of you anyway. So again, that just isn't going to work.

Try again.

The pieces you ate burst out, then reform with the bits you didn't, you just jumped to conclusions.

 

[xmbts]

...Fuck this clown. *sledgehammer to the face*

(I love that movie)

 

[The Clown]

*yet again eats sledgehammer*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Trap him in an iron maiden.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Mmm... Time for a hug?

 

[The Clown]

*strangles meaowth with a long clump of pink hair then sends them blasting off again

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd pull off that insulting red rubber nose and shove it down his throat until he suffocates.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Grab Zapdos, tie Team Rocket to it, then put all four into orbit.

 

[The Clown]

(I breath through a series of holes on the back of my neck so i simply cough up the nose and put it back on) the nose melds onto my face, then I catch her during a blink and hit her with a 30Lb spoon

 

[xmbts]

Kill it with kindness. I give it cupcakes.

[sub][sub][sub]Laced with explosives.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I will crush the user with a literal wall of text.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I will pull all episodes from TV, burn every record of the fact that Pokemon ever existed, kill the Pokemon creator, and erase everyone's memory so that they can no longer remember that Pokemon had ever been around at all.

Thus, you are dead Redlin.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd wish that were true but no, I am not dead. You see if you were a Time Lord I wouldn't be posting this right now.

Therefore you will not survive this:

Enjoy the paradoxes, all of which kill you in unique ways. My favorite involves blankets.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I've gone through that before, and I've always come out of it just fine...
apparently, my unique brand of immortality renders me immune to paradoxes.

Now then...
I'm in a bit of hurry this time, so I just throw some paralyzing gas your way, and napalm your ass.