Give the user above you a humorous execution

[xmbts]

I'll force feed you jello. We'll see how long you last.

 

[Kazaazz]

Hah hah, I've been wanting to do this for a while. So I will abandon you whilst tied to a chair in a dark dungeon, and let you die of boredom.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, giving Kazaazz a permanent bad hair day.*

Hmmm... might not be lethal, but it should be irritating.

 

[xmbts]

I'll send you into pitched combat with an equally immortal being.

 

[TheDoctor455]

That's not an execution, and assuming that the other immortal has their brain located in their skull and not their rectum, they would see how pointless that would be, and we'd just try to get along.

Meanwhile...

I send fake Grammy invitations to the Gorillaz.

 

[xmbts]

Well I didn't want to, but I suppose I'll have to.

I'll sic the fangirls, and fanboys on you. Good luck preserving your sanity.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well I didn't want to, but I suppose I'll have to.

I'll sic the fangirls, and fanboys on you. Good luck preserving your sanity.

Fangirls/fanboys of what?

 

[xmbts]

Gorillaz. Their hardcore fans scare the hell out of me.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmmm... First of all I would get rid of his mouth.

No more spells for you!

Then I would use some super glue magic to get him nice and stuck to the target area.

Finally...

Spoiler: Artillery Support!

Artillery ready!

At pointblank range, nothing will be left in one piece. I shall collect the atoms from your remains and incorporate them into a Pokemon game.

*I open a Portal back to Sigil before the artillary gets to me. The Portal closes behind me, I cut my mouth back open. And I hire some Assassins to go after you.*

OT:
Ah... thanks for clearing that up.

Now then... I sick The Transcendent One. [http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS-SShHuIO4ZSqS7foziijmbz3P-e63RL_jbLtYd9JOW3LyiHAwXA] on the fans and you.

 

[xmbts]

*Hooks arm around the Transcendent One's shoulder*

You aren't gonna let him order you around are you?

 

[Nouw]

Noodle kills her. HILARIOUS!

 

[TheDoctor455]

*Hooks arm around the Transcendent One's shoulder*

You aren't gonna let him order you around are you?

Oh... I should point out that I performed the ritual that made me immortal on you...
That Transcendent One is the evil clone of YOU, and it wants nothing but to destroy you.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by splinching. You should be more careful with that Portal gun!

 

[xmbts]

Well it is the holidays, so I'll eat your brains.

 

[Nouw]

Death by 2D.

 

[xmbts]

We're gonna toss you into the hell hole.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well... its you or me...

Death by over-charge.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by atomic penguins. All of them. Multiple dimensions. Instantly.

[sub]Be afraid.[/sub]

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Death by catfish.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Death by atomic penguins. All of them. Multiple dimensions. Instantly.

[sub]Be afraid.[/sub]

*mutters a spell, destroying all of the atomic penguins before they can get anywhere near me.*

OT:
When the tentacle porn you're reading enters real life.