Give the user above you a humorous execution

[TheLastSamurai14]

Death by Escapist banning. Kross seemed to be the executioner.

Where the hell is staika's avatar when you need it? >.>

 

[Dalek Caan]

Relax.....
Breath in, breath out,
Breath in, breath out,
Breath in...*DICK PUNCH!!*

Unless your a gal. Dammit.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Intestinal blockage via cotton balls.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by thread revivals!

 

[The Thinker]

I crush you with bare hands!

 

[staika]

You die by the hands of a circus bear with no hands and is riding a unicycle

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by Neonbob!

 

[MammothBlade]

Crushed by a falling McDonalds sign

 

[M0rp43vs]

Death by being force fed unhealthy fast food

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by eating food that was too healthy.

 

[M0rp43vs]

(Humorous, eh?)
Death by laughing to death(?) watching the three stooges(too soon?)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by Yugioh abridged.

 

[PiPPUMAX]

Death by change!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by change!

Death by forcing you back to the way things were...

 

[PiPPUMAX]

Tickles? >:3

 

[willofbob]

For the crime of having awesome levels comparable to mine, you, Pyra G, are to be executed via afixiation under a pile of hats while Chuck Norris, O'Chul from OOTS and Saxton Hale battle it out over your head, likely causing hats to fall and crush you. This will be accompanied by suitably eepic music and sound effects.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Spoiler: I beat you to death with this

 

[Holy_Hotdog]

after running for hours on end you stop at the local tavern and decide to stay the night as you are hoping out of the bath you slip and split open your skull on the edge of the bathtub and die of blood loss and drowning.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

A creepy dog with one red and one black eye noms your feet in your sleep. You wake up, and then you die of shock.

 

[Rooster893]

I shoot her.