Give the user above you a humorous execution

[The Night Angel]

Death by boredom, caused by lack of internet.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Death by eating the sun.

 

[StormShaun]

Crushed by the moon because he didn't finish the main quest, they were flirting with the girls instead.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Death by falling into the sky after gravity was turned off during that one April Fool's day prank.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Death after wrong program opened.

 

[The Night Angel]

Death by choking on cat hairs from the 100 pet cats you own.

 

[Aerosteam]

Rip your dick off, shove your dick up your ass and shout hilarious remarks such as: "Go fuck yourself."

I bit brutal, but equally funny.

Bonus points for mentioning where I got it from.

 

[The Night Angel]

Death by having your face ripped off by me because I don't like strangers, and I don't remember talking to you before.
[sub]We can avert this though!! Hi, nice to meet you. See? Now you aren't a stranger. [/sub]

 

[The Night Angel]

Death by having your crazy pink hair combed down into your face, causing you to choke.

 

[The Night Angel]

Death by being beaten with his own humerus. [sub] humerus execution!! Get it???.... *hangs head in shame*[/sub]

 

[The Night Angel]

Death by being ignored for all eternity until you just couldn't take it any more...

 

[Dalek Caan]

Death by having large boxes thrown at you.

 

[The Night Angel]

Death by unfulfilled hopes and dreams crashing down around you.

 

[The Night Angel]

Death by eating too many smarties while watching Barney the diosaur