Give Us Your Most Obscure Quote.

[MK Tha Rebel]

"He's using Jeff Jarrett's testicles for punching bags!" -Mark Madden (After Beetle Juice just punched Jeff Jarrett in the...well, the testicles)
You'd have to see the clip for it to make sense...and even then it doesn't. Actually, the clip is in this video at around 6:05.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfjygUVfnsw

"You can just see the screaming!" -Don West

"You've got diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain!" -Jerry "The King" Lawler

EDIT: Oh wow, how could I forget THIS one?

"You're only, half the man that I am! And I have, half the brain, that you do! But WEEK, after WEEK, they try to make me look like a jackass!" -Sid Vicious (The wrestler)
And yes, I have found the video of him saying that:

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

"Quiet Simba"- Dave from the Aliens episode of Civil Protection, the web series.

ah thats funny

I'll Second you on the , "THER IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE"- Church from the Red Vs Blue series

"I dont want to catch pregnacy" Caboose from the Red Vs Blue Series.

 

[nerdsamwich]

If you want a picture of the future, picture a boot stamping on a human face, forever.
-1984
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.
-Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

 

[War Penguin]

Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the War room!
-Dr. Strangelove.
Now get your ass back here before I tell everyone how much of a whiny ***** you were about padamame or panda bear or whatever the fuck her name was!
-Star Wars Robot Chicken
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
-Monty Python
And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck and all was laid to burnination.
-Strong Bad

I can go on.

 

[Hoyukikage]

"You've got to be gay for that poor dead intern!"
"We've learned that gay love can pierce through the viel of time and save the day."
- quotes from Supernatural

 

[DarkRyter]

I'll take a potato chip...and eat it!- Light Yagami

Spoiler: It's much awesomer in video format

It's made all the more better by Latin chanting. everything's better with Latin chanting.

"it's been said that he can suck the moisture from ducks." Clarkson on Top Gear. ALong with all the other Stig jokes.

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

 

[sagacious]

ickky ickky ickky pakang luooo-piong arannn.....
-monty python and the holy grail

 

[AvsJoe]

"Off course!"
- FFVII Battle Arena

"United we stand, Divided We Conquer!!!"
- Me

"Where's Toby?"
- Rapid Fear

I have a shit-ton, but I can't think of any right now.

EDIT: Also, does anybody know what movie this came from:

"We need a distraction"
*Something stupidly huge happens*
"That'll do nicely!"

 

[Drazier]

Hockey is a sport for white men, basketball is a sport for black men, golf is a sport for white men dressed as black pimps- Tiger Woods

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

"Have you ever seen one of these 'angels?' "

"Oh yes I have, with alarming regularity."

"Regularity huh? That must be real important when you're full of crap."

Some kind of dessert food if you can guess where that's from.

 

[crimsonshrouds]

Here are a few "evil" quotes.

Hunger for power is evil's true root. -Judith Moriae

Evil events fro evil causes spring. -Aristophanes

There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one striking at the root.
-Henry David thoreau

Yield not to evils, but attack all the more boldly. -Virgil

Evil unchecked grows, evil tolerated poisons the whole system. -Jawaharlal Nehru

The children of evil are surely insane. -Judith Moriae

And my favorite. "Through avarice, evil smiles; through insanity, it sings." -Anonymous

 

[The_State]

"Sex is like Pizza. When it's good, it's great, and when it's bad... it's still pretty good."

 

[Hoyukikage]

He who smelt it, dealt it. -Anonymous

 

[Toaster Hunter]

"Have you ever seen one of these 'angels?' "

"Oh yes I have, with alarming regularity."

"Regularity huh? That must be real important when you're full of crap."

Some kind of dessert food if you can guess where that's from.

Battlestar Galactica. Baltar is talking to Starbuck in Galactica's head.

Starbuck always knows what to say.

 

[AvsJoe]

"BELP! BELP!"
- some character from Bushwhacked

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

"Have you ever seen one of these 'angels?' "

"Oh yes I have, with alarming regularity."

"Regularity huh? That must be real important when you're full of crap."

Some kind of dessert food if you can guess where that's from.

Battlestar Galactica. Baltar is talking to Starbuck in Galactica's head.

Starbuck always knows what to say.

Spoiler: Here you go

Some kind of fruit thing.

 

[Jedoro]

"I shit on all of you."

Let's see who can guess it.

 

[zagazsano]

Kicking names and taking ass. -ROAMIN