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Code Monkey

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Alright, no "Kick ass and chew bubblegum." We all know where that comes from. *cough*They Live
Something that's still funny, But highly unlikely that anyones heard it.

Those acursed children, I will have them steam pressed!
-Dr.Insano

THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN
-The Big Brain

To Mark This Message As Urgent, Press Eleven
There IS no 11 you
FUCKING WHORE!!
-Church
 

RavingPenguin

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Code Monkey said:
THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN
-The Big Brain
Ah, nothing wins like Furturama.

OT: It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.
by: Ha! Lets see you guess.
 

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Bit meaning and flavorless my lovley! Come with uncle for a real treat!
Alex Delarge from A clockwork orange

Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?
Caboose

Freedom!
Rebelion fish people in psychonauts

I'm the warden, and your a criminal!
The warden (My avatar)


Code Monkey said:
To Mark This Message As Urgent, Press Eleven
There IS no 11 you
FUCKING WHORE!!
-Church
I die everey time I hear that!
 

bobbobberson

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A fish fork is no match for my machine!
Casanova Frankenstein

also

i knew i should have brought my large pie surver
 

latenightapplepie

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Life is uncertain, eat dessert first.
-Ernestine Ulmer.

Hopefully that's obscure enough. I didn't know it when I first saw it.
 

oppp7

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NoMoreSanity said:
"I'm about to kick ass and play card games. And I'm all out of cards."-Seto Kaiba.

"Holy **** on a **** sandwich!"-Tristan Taylor.

"Screw the rules I have money!"-Seto Kaiba.

All from Yu-Gi-Oh:Abridged.
I actually got both of those.
OT: "Can you feel it Alric? I have killed the whole world!" -Myth 2: Soulblighter
 

eatenbyagrue

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Code Monkey said:
Those acursed children, I will have them steam pressed!
-Dr.Insano
I didn't even change my name! You people actually voted for a guy named Dr. Insano!
- same, really, because Spoony as Insano just WINS
 

thiosk

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"I think i need to eat some more fiber, i've been in here a long time."
~Twitter user
 

Code Monkey

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oppp7 said:
NoMoreSanity said:
"I'm about to kick ass and play card games. And I'm all out of cards."-Seto Kaiba.

"Holy **** on a **** sandwich!"-Tristan Taylor.

"Screw the rules I have money!"-Seto Kaiba.

All from Yu-Gi-Oh:Abridged.

SCREW THE RULES I HAVE GREEN HAIR
-Seto Kaiba
 

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eatenbyagrue said:
Code Monkey said:
Those acursed children, I will have them steam pressed!
-Dr.Insano
I didn't even change my name! You people actually voted for a guy named Dr. Insano!
- same, really, because Spoony as Insano just WINS
My Vice President Is Fu Man Chu!!!

-Dr.Insano
 

SovietSecrets

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"Drug misuse is not a disease, it is a decision, like the decision to step out in front of a moving car. You would call that not a disease but an error in judgement. When a bunch of people begin to do it, it is a social error, a life-style. In this particular life-style the motto is "Be happy now because tomorrow you are dying," but the dying begins almost at once, and the happiness is a memory."

-Philip K. Dick from A Scanner Darkly.
 

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NoMoreSanity said:
"I'm about to kick ass and play card games. And I'm all out of cards."-Seto Kaiba.

"Holy **** on a **** sandwich!"-Tristan Taylor.

"Screw the rules I have money!"-Seto Kaiba.

All from Yu-Gi-Oh:Abridged.
Ahh, Yu-Gi-Oh: Abridged, truly the work of a genius. I ought to watch all the episodes again so that I can once again bask in the glory of its quotes.

As for obscure quotes, the one that comes to the top of my head is "I think, therefore I am dangerous." No idea where it comes from though.
 

eatenbyagrue

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Code Monkey said:
eatenbyagrue said:
Code Monkey said:
Those acursed children, I will have them steam pressed!
-Dr.Insano
I didn't even change my name! You people actually voted for a guy named Dr. Insano!
- same, really, because Spoony as Insano just WINS
My Vice President Is Fu Man Chu!!!

-Dr.Insano
On that note,

"Kids, remember: when debating arguments, just punch your opponent in the guy and yell "I AM A MAN!" Allow me to demonstrate: "I AM A MAN!!" *gutpunch*
- Linkara

also,

Hey Caboose, you hear a noise behind you!
- Sarge, Red vs. Blue

No, you are not allowed to take "Perform: Caramelldansen" as a Class Skill
- me advising my friends on how to select skills for their Bards

No Eric, its a gazebo.
- the DM from that gazebo story
 

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Sergeant William Marshall

You know, you let us all go off to war and said, "Yea, team," you know, "fight in Vietnam," and all this kind of shit, in 1965 through 1968. Now 1968 comes along, and it's "Boo, team, come on home," and all this shit, you know, "and don't say nothing about it, because we don't wanna hear about it, because it's upsetting around dinner time, you know." Well, goddamn, it upset me for a whole goddamned year; it upset a lot of people to the point where they're fucking dead, you know, and all this shit. Now you don't wanna hear about it, well I'll tell you about it everyday, make you sit down and puke in your dinner, you dig, because you got me over there, and now you done brought me back here, and you wanna forget it, so somebody else can go do it somewhere else? Hell no, nuh-huh, you're gonna hear it all, everyday, as long as you live, because, hey, it's gonna be with me as long as I live, when I get up in the morning, when John gets up in the morning, when a lot of dudes that's sitting around here, their gut hurts cause they got shot there. I gotta put on an arm and a leg because it ain't there no more, you dig. And my man here has got a hole in his stomach, he can't work right, you know. Now you do something about that, make that all disappear, you dig, you know, make it all go away with the six o'clock news, turn it off, you know or switch it to another channel and all that shit. The hell with that, you dig, it's here, it's for real, and it's gonna happen again unless these folks just get up off their ass and realize that it has happened.
 

Code Monkey

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eatenbyagrue said:
Code Monkey said:
eatenbyagrue said:
Code Monkey said:
Those acursed children, I will have them steam pressed!
-Dr.Insano
I didn't even change my name! You people actually voted for a guy named Dr. Insano!
- same, really, because Spoony as Insano just WINS
My Vice President Is Fu Man Chu!!!

-Dr.Insano
On that note,

"Kids, remember: when debating arguments, just punch your opponent in the guy and yell "I AM A MAN!" Allow me to demonstrate: "I AM A MAN!!" *gutpunch*
- Linkara
LIN-KA-RA, he's a man, Punch, Wears a perty hat...
-Atop The Fourth Wall Theme Song
 

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Code Monkey said:
To Mark This Message As Urgent, Press Eleven
There IS no 11 you
FUCKING WHORE!!
-Church
NOOO! That was my first choice ^^
That's probably the best of the series.
thiosk said:
"I think i need to eat some more fiber, i've been in here a long time."
~Twitter user
Have you seen "shitmydadsays"? It's made of lulz.

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

OT; "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. So is a lot"

~Albert Einstein, also seen on Eureka's pilot episode.
 

Code Monkey

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Ah, Ah, Human Sucker. Hey Hey, Human FUCKER,
-Deathnote,Season 2 theme song.





...Seriously. What? It's not even a little part of the song, It's the goddamned chorus.
And the rest of the song is in Japanese, But they say this part in English for...Some reason.
 
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"You have not seen the last of Barbados Slim. Now goodbye forever!"
-Barbados Slim, Futurama

"Holy shit on a shingle!"
-Various

"Holy fucking asscrackers!"
-Robot Chicken

JimmyBassatti said:
Did you know every second, two and a half children are killed in Uganda?
- Me, calling a random person on Grand Theft Auto IV
Is that the same kid we fucked with the other day?