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A Weary Exile

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"Care for a little necrophilia? Hmmm?"
-Jill Layton

It's from the movie Brazil, trust me it's not what it sounds like.
 

BuckminsterF

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I'm afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like celery.
I'll give you a pie made of cookies if you know who said this
 

soren7550

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"Hold on to your potato chips" - don't remember who, but I saw someone say that on a making of Halo 2 dvd a bit back.

"A philosopher will ask if a tree were to fall in a forest and no one was around to hear it, would it still make a sound. A smart person would ask why the presence of a person determines whether or not a falling tree makes any noise." - Soren Alenko
 

Robert632

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"why did the dead baby cross the street? cos it was attached to the chicken."eddie dean in the dark tower seris by stephen king. i don't know how obscure that actually is, but it is not his most famous book.(that honour belongs unfairly to "the stand".)
 

Mickleggo

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Quotes from 'Good News Week'

"Some one warn heaven, the kenerdy brothers are back together."

"Michael Jackson has sadly passed away, i wonder what colour his ghost will be."

Paul - "Say the first think that comes to mind when i say the following. Short Arms?"
Carl - "Long Reach"
 

eatenbyagrue

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"I'm gonna rock you... like a hurricane baby."
- Vegeta, Dragonball Z Abridged

"I'll tell you where they're not: safe."
- Mr. Popo, Dragonball Z Abridged

Vegeta: "What could someone like you possibly major in?"
Nappa: "Child psychology."
Gohan: "Really? That-"
Nappa: "WITH A MINOR IN PAIN!"
- Dragonball Z Abridged, forgot which episode
 

SkylerRock

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Yokai said:
SkylerRock said:
Thanks for correcting me. :D
I just realized there is a gaping hole in my pop culture education and that is the fact that I have not watched Aliens. I'm going to do that right now.
It's a very good movie, and very well made, it looks good even today. Make sure that you get the Special Edition/Directors Cut (or whatever they're calling it these days), it's got the best of the Colonial Marines stuff.
 

manicfoot

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"I'm just an ex-employee, who's come for some back pay.. OR SHOULD I SAY PAYBACK!?" - one of the worst lines in history :p
 

Frybird

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TriGGeR_HaPPy said:
-"Introducing Tongs! (They can do anything)"
-"All I want is for you to Sign... My... Velociraptor!!"
Both of the above are from the same character. If anyone gets it (without internets' help), then I love you.
^_^
I luh-luh-looove Blockhead

"I chased the birds, pushed the cart down the hill, and signed the head of Hobo, King of Toilet Town!"

"Freedom is scrumptious. I will now explore this new concept...with delicious passion. "
 

Doclector

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HORROR FANBOY...ATTACK!

"I CAN HOLD MY BREATH FOR A LOOOOOOOOOONG TIME!"-Creepshow "something to tide you over"

"I got one!"

"What do you want? A ****ing sweety!? Keep shooting!"-28 days later

*written on a wall* "THE END IS INCREDIBLY ****ING NIGH"-Also 28 days later. So many ignored awesome quotes...

"What's with all the spitting!?"-Slither
 

Puzzles

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"makes me want to drive a bike into a wall of psychedelic jello" - Random youtube commentor.
 

Emeli

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Emphraim said:
I'll take a potato chip...and eat it!- Light Yagami
You totally preemptively ninjad me. Hilarious, every single time.

Excellently documented here:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle8px80d2wm3pd?from=Main.WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome

Now, some random quotes I love.

"Kittens give Morbo gas."

"Peace and Love!"

"I thought your God just hated pants."