Give your country a slogan! Counties approved

[Da pyro man 999]

Wales, home of the welsh.

 

[DeepComet5581]

England: United in Discontent.

Surrey: Where 10-year-olds can learn Latin.

 

[standokan]

Holland: I suggest you run, while you still can

 

[PayneTrayne]

-snip-

Woop!Woop!

Though I would disagree and say at least the bridge 'was' pretty.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

UK-Good luck finding someone else in Europe we haven't been to war with at some point
Hampshire-Home to Winchester our old capital
Basingstoke-We made the news twice last year! For both massive snowfall and an out of control fire. Woo!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Britain: Monicles, tea and time machines for members only.
Nottingham: Robin Hood will steal yo shit!

 

[iLikeHippos]

Sweden - we're to busy sucking USA's penis!

I can't approve of this, being Swedish myself. It's just not true.

OT; Sweden - Where the woman is the man and the man is the woman.

 

[Wilko316]

Wiltshire, England,
"If you like the intelligence on generations of inbreeding, then this is the place for you."


I'm originally from Yorkshire in the north of England so I'll do one for that too,
"BETTER THAN WILTSHIRE!!!"

Specifically now I live in Swindon,
"The Greggs are nice, but everything else sucks."

 

[Togs]

Wiltshire (in the UK)- oo arrgh me luvver!

 

[Popadoo]

England: If you don't have a flag, all your country are belong to us.
West Yorkshire: We don't earn 'Highest Rate of Teen Pregnancy in Britain' by drinking tea and wearing monocles. *****.
South Elmsall (My village): If it moves, jump out of a van with baseball bats and beat it to death.

 

[Samnite]

U.K - We've still got it, honest!

U.S.A - Surely this will make things better...

 

[Warwelde]

Sweden: Being "Meh" since 1939!

Lund: *low * We're so much better than everyone else in this goddamn country...

I don't live in Lund, but in a small village and if I'm going to give a slogan for it....

Hjärup: Lund is that way.

 

[jesskit]

Australia, you might accidently get killed (yes i know its a ripoff but its soo appropriate)

 

[OniaPL]

Rather than making up a slogan, this song tells everything you need to know about Finland and my city/county, Helsinki.
(Dunno why but I really love this choir!)

 

[bobdonkey]

The United Kingdom - "Pure. Bloody. Funk."

Derbyshire - "Ey up mi duck!"

 

[Warwelde]

Sweden - we're to busy sucking USA's penis!

I can't approve of this, being Swedish myself. It's just not true.

OT; Sweden - Where the woman is the man and the man is the woman.

Exactly where did you get the Man-Women idea from? Can't really relate to it..

 

[Volkov]

Russia: where bears drink vodka in snow.

The States: where opinions require no backup.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

America...
<spoiler=Home of the biggest steaming pile of>

Living in this wonderful state...
<spoiler=And how I wish it was like this>

 

[ThatDaveDude1]

America.
It could be worse!