Give your country a slogan! Counties approved

[Nikokvaj]

Denmark

He may not be our greatest poet, but the front singer from Shu-Bi-Dua encapsulated the Spiritus Danorum rather well in the song appropriately called Denmark:

Der findes andre mennesker end dem der er danske
De bor i huler og slås hele dagen
Det har vi li' godt, aldrig nogensinde gjort
De varme lande er noget lort

Roughly translated:

There are other people than those who are Danish
They live in caves and fight all day
At least that's something we've never done
The warmer countries are crap

 

[Nikokvaj]

Holland: I suggest you run, while you still can

Why would anyone ever leave Holland?

 

[DevilWolf47]

America: You give us a color, WE'LL WIPE IT OUT!
...huh... deja vu... how many times has a thread like this popped up?

 

[JohnnyCakes]

U.S.A.: Here comes the cavalry! Whether you wanted/needed/asked for them or not.

Westchester: Pizza place, laundromat, barber shop, pizza place, laundromat, barber shop, HEY LOOK AN OLD PRISON! pizza place, laundromat, barber shop, pizza place, laundromat, barber shop...

 

[Torrasque]

Canada: Why yes, I do fry maple bacon in my igloo, and feed the scraps to the dogs of my bobsled team, and I love it.
Alberta: The most American part of Canada, that hates America the most.

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

America: COME AT ME BRO!!!

"Northern" Virginia: Confederacy? What's that?

 

[IamQ]

Sweden - Even Oblivion has more voice actors than us.

 

[Spinyking]

Britain: All your base [i/]used[/i] to belong to us. Oh well, we have crumpets.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

England: Keep Calm and Carry On. This sentence has more significance than you'd think

 

[RanD00M]

Iceland
Come for the landscape. Stay for the women. BUT GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

 

[CommanderKirov]

Poland.
"Because where else will you find cheap labor that is not chinesee"

Zachodniopomorskie

"Try saying that three times fast after a drink"

 

[nifedj]

Scotland - You may mock us for wearing man-skirts, but remember a dagger is part of the national dress too

 

[Kasper Gundersen]

Denmark

He may not be our greatest poet, but the front singer from Shu-Bi-Dua encapsulated the Spiritus Danorum rather well in the song appropriately called Denmark:

Der findes andre mennesker end dem der er danske
De bor i huler og slås hele dagen
Det har vi li' godt, aldrig nogensinde gjort
De varme lande er noget lort

Roughly translated:

There are other people than those who are Danish
They live in caves and fight all day
At least that's something we've never done
The warmer countries are crap

God, I love being danish XD

 

[rodeolifant]

Holland - cheap, rude and tasteless.
't Gooi - Rude, tasteless, but expensive nonetheless.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

Zambia:

One of the few African countries that isn't full of AIDS ridden skeleton people.

USA (I live here so it counts):

America, the land where every man is treated as an equal; if he's white

 

[Kuranesno7]

America- the land of the psychotically optimistic and descendants of lovers, poets, and warriors.

New Jersey- you fuck with us, your ass is going to wake up with a horsehead in your bed.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

USA: Is your country a character in Marvel vs. Capcom 3? Yeah, I didn't think so.
Indiana: It's corny.

 

[gibboss28]

United Kingdom: Come on in, the Xenophobias lovely.

Bedfordshire: Its just a flesh wound.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

U.S.A
-You'll be free and like it!

New Jersey
-There's more to it than the Jersey Shore and Sopranos.