Give your country a slogan! Counties approved

[JUMBO PALACE]

New Jersey- you fuck with us, your ass is going to wake up with a horsehead in your bed.

Wow this is so counterproductive to what my post says haha.

The Godfather is still awesome though.

 

[PleaseDele]

The Netherlands

We used to be quite good at taking over the world...

 

[wammnebu]

US: England's prodigal son
Northern Virginia: we use our farts as febreeze

 

[rancher of monsters]

America, if you don't like it, well you're probably American.

New York State, meh, we make good Pizza.

 

[Mukil]

London: Where we wear hoodies in all seasons

 

[newdarkcloud]

America, because fuck everyone else.

 

[Wintermoot]

Holland: we legalized pot!

 

[The Grim Ace]

Los Angeles: Where the air is heartier than bread.
America: You can have fries with that.

 

[Vykrel]

America, FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Florida: Yeah, we ARE crazy... and we'll fucking cut you.

 

[Bloodastral]

England - Please wipe your feet before coming in.

 

[Felgy76]

Australia, you might accidently get killed (yes i know its a ripoff but its soo appropriate)

Best tourism promotion song ever.

 

[Sejs Cube]

Canada: I'm sure your country is very nice too.

Vancouver County: Dude. Wait ... what?

 

[persopolis]

Belgium: Sorry for murdering all those Congolese. Here, have another beer. No, don't mind the politics, just drink.

Or: Belgium: If only we tried to solve every problem by throwing a massive party.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Canada: What can I say? We're just better.

Windsor: Welcome to Crime rates.

Canada: Leave us the fuck out of this man, it's YOUR problem

Montreal: Booze and strippers and Metal, OH MY!

 

[Arklite]

Scotland: anyone but england!

also scotland: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IruwuDdR4VU

 

[standokan]

Holland: I suggest you run, while you still can

Why would anyone ever leave Holland?

It doesn't happen that often but sometimes we let them keep their legs

 

[Tremore]

Germany - Yeah, we know.

Bavaria - Everything the world loves about Germany, we invented it.

 

[Merkavar]

Eat lamb, Dont know why, its nationalism, dont ask questions!

 

[Jibblejab]

Surrey, England "We're upper-middle class *thumbs up*"

 

[Silversheath]

U.S.- Canada's drunk, violent cousin

Michigan- Slightly less terrible than California