Give your country a slogan! Counties approved

[Umbra Deus]

Portsmouth (U.K): If it ain't broke, break it.

 

[Headsprouter]

NORTHERN IRELAND! ''We squabble over what's basically the same, because most of us are highly educated idiots.''

 

[Headsprouter]

Poland.
"Because where else will you find cheap labor that is not chinesee"

Zachodniopomorskie

"Try saying that three times fast after a drink"

Assuming you speak polish, what does ''Co sa asy'' mean? Sorry if you think i'm messing around, it's just a certain viral video reveiwer on youtube as been making jokes about the phrase recently after seeing it in a comment to a polish video.

 

[Crelda]

Black Country(UK) "It wore me, I day do it, yow cor prove it."
or
"I am not a brummy!"

 

[Purple Dragon]

The Netherlands

We used to be quite good at taking over the world...

until england beat you at it mwahahaha
Englan: We owned you, exploited you, freed you and now are having our manufacturing gutted by you.
South England: Ignore the north, it's a bit dodgy.

 

[C.G.B.S]

New Zealand - aww yeah na

 

[DSQ]

This jokes been done to death but...

Scotland: Even the Romans thought it wasn't worth it...

Edinburgh: Everthing you hate and about england and Scoland in one place.

UK: feel the hate.

Luton: Double Crap Towns uk winner.

 

[Ouroboros0977]

United Kingdom: 'If the weather isn't overcast, you aren't here yet'
Sussex: 'Welcome to.... Oh you stepped right into that one didn't you?'

 

[CharlesBronson]

Germany - Yeah, we know.

Bavaria - Everything the world loves about Germany, we invented it.

That's classic.

 

[TurboPanda]

Gloucestershire (UK). We chase cheese down a hill and call it a sport.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOyQBSMeIhM

 

[Xaio30]

Sweden. We inspired Skyrim.

 

[Amphoteric]

NORTHERN IRELAND! ''We squabble over what's basically the same, because most of us are highly educated idiots.''

I though It was "Northern Ireland, because really, who needs a functioning political system?"

 

[8bitlove2a03]

America: you're economies and governments are going to get raped.
Kansas: All white heterosexual conservative males are equal. The rest of you can get the fuck out.

Sadly, these are fairly accurate.

 

[Headsprouter]

NORTHERN IRELAND! ''We squabble over what's basically the same, because most of us are highly educated idiots.''

I though It was "Northern Ireland, because really, who needs a functioning political system?"

That, too. I hate politicians.

 

[PanMearBig]

Florida: Disney World and nothing else

 

[FollowUp]

Racine County, Wisonsin- We dunneed nah edjumakation.

That's not just a wisconsin thing, our school district kinda sucks.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

USA- Let freedom ring, or we'll shoot you

New Jersey- Not at all like Jersey Shore

 

[zehydra]

America, we'll tell you what you want but we'll never let you have it.
PA - What we lack, we overcompensate with TREES

 

[DaJoW]

Sweden: Even our right-wing politicians lean left!

Bergslagen: No, we're not from Dalarna, this is OUR dialect.