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[Zap Rowsdower]

Norway: "Welcome to Hell"
It is a place in Norway...pretty funny, here's the cargo sign at the train station :3

There's a town of the same name in Michigan. Also, a Christmas, Michigan.

 

[Haydyn]

America: We are not the biggest country, but we have the biggest people.

Washington: Oregon's pimp.

 

[Joey245]

America!

We're not ALL idiots.

 

[spacecowboy86]

U.S.A. - We're you're favorite country! (threatening stare) aren't we?!
Montana - no more anything for another 70 miles.

 

[The 11th Plauge]

Canada: Gonna be apologizing for Dion and Bieber for the next 20 years


Kitchener-Waterloo: Think Detroit, but with less violence and more Smart People

 

[LCP]

Colombia: top seller of the best controlled substance. Coffee

 

[wizard_joe88]

America-Still kicking Commie ass since 46'
South Carolina-Now only 25% Racist redneck!

 

[Nikokvaj]

Sweden - we've been at war with Denmark more times than England has with France.

A group of volunteers go to Skåne in southern Sweden and tries to dig off a rather large chunk of landmass because it is considered being 'too Danish' for Sweden.

Örebro - If you ever try to help or make things easier for other drivers, you're doing it wrong. Also, we would really like to be Stockholm.

Give it baaaaack

You wouldn't want those racists anyway, better let us take care of it.

 

[CommanderKirov]

Poland.
"Because where else will you find cheap labor that is not chinesee"

Zachodniopomorskie

"Try saying that three times fast after a drink"

Assuming you speak polish, what does ''Co sa asy'' mean? Sorry if you think i'm messing around, it's just a certain viral video reveiwer on youtube as been making jokes about the phrase recently after seeing it in a comment to a polish video.

Hmmmh. Well it's quite tricky actually since I dont think you rewrote it properly.

It's possible you ment "Co za asy". It's not realy an often used polish expression and I think it was used with an sarcastic undertone basicly meaning "Look how great are they/this thing"

Also if you listened to it than it's possible he ment Kutasy... And that is a polish vulgarity meaning "Dicks".


And if I were to put my money on something. It would be the second option knowing Polish people.

 

[AngryFrenchCanadian]

Canada
"Pay no attention to the angry indigenous tribes and French people behind the curtain."

Quebec
"Pay no attention to the angry indigenous tribes and English people behind the curtain."

Montreal
"Small-scale prototype of New York."

 

[GenericAmerican]

America- Fuck yeah!
Florida- Well it was raining five seconds ago...wait it's raining now...wait, nevermind.
Ocala- oh look...a horse...oh look...a hobo

 

[Revolutionary]

Australia "Screw it, it could be much worse"

 

[Darth Rahu]

America- Don't mess with a nation that needs medication
New Cumberland, PA- come for the creek, stay for the apples.

 

[Limitedthought]

Australia: You call that a country?

Coffs Harbour: Can I get 50 cents for the bus, mate?

You will only get that last one if you know what a bogan is.

Boss, I get that way too often. Especially at the Hyperdome or the Beenleigh traino.

New Zealand: 'No bru, I had no sexual relations with that sheep.'

 

[Benjamin Moore]

Australia - The Climate's canary

Melbourne - All four seasons in twenty-four hours

 

[hexFrank202]

Amazing, a ton of people have already beat me to it. But that's not surprising, it's almost universally agreed-on at this point:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M

 

[Headsprouter]

Poland.
"Because where else will you find cheap labor that is not chinesee"

Zachodniopomorskie

"Try saying that three times fast after a drink"

Assuming you speak polish, what does ''Co sa asy'' mean? Sorry if you think i'm messing around, it's just a certain viral video reveiwer on youtube as been making jokes about the phrase recently after seeing it in a comment to a polish video.

Hmmmh. Well it's quite tricky actually since I dont think you rewrote it properly.

It's possible you ment "Co za asy". It's not realy an often used polish expression and I think it was used with an sarcastic undertone basicly meaning "Look how great are they/this thing"

Also if you listened to it than it's possible he ment Kutasy... And that is a polish vulgarity meaning "Dicks".


And if I were to put my money on something. It would be the second option knowing Polish people.

Yeah, i rewrote it wrong. It was ''Co za asy'' and it would make sense in the context of the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85j3_nZBbR8 If you look at the comments you should see people saying it everywhere. And the original comment read exactly ''Co za asy...'' so yeah, that'd be the sarcastic undertone.

 

[tavelkyosoba]

DuPage County Illinois: Hey we're corrupt, but we ain't Chicago corrupt!

Home of the B-string Mafia.

 

[staika]

USA- who ever said smacking down third world countries wasn't fun

Pennsylvania- We thrive on political ads

Erie- We have a lake oh and snow lots and lots of snow