Give yourself a saying.

[Jonathan Hexley]

"This is my signature. Laugh at it's ironic humour."

 

[bassie302]

"People think I'm thinking too much, but I think everyone else is not thinking enough"

 

[Versuvius]

What? You expect me to think up a saying? BUT IM DRUNK!..which oddly enough could fit. Along with Feck, Arse and DRINK!

 

[Marbas]

"I'm going to shove this sigil so far up your ass you'll shit improbable events for a week."

or

"I'm going to shove this homological algebra so far up your ass you'll shit chain complexes fora week."

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Johnn Johnston - Yes, it's a typo.

"If you're wondering how Mike eats and breathes / And other science facts / Then repeat to yourself 'It's just a show, / I should really just relax.'"
or
"That's?that's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was, was all the time I needed... ! It's not fair!"

Cookie for either reference.

Mystery Science Theatre 3000.

Twilight Zone - the man who loves to read, and finds himself to be the last man on Earth. He realises he can finally read every book on the planet, but his glasses break. Depressing quote ensues.

Cookie time now.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Double cookie - "Time Enough At Last"

 

[Versuvius]

"I'm going to shove this sigil so far up your ass you'll shit improbable events for a week."

or

"I'm going to shove this homological algebra so far up your ass you'll shit chain complexes fora week."

Wow....that was amusing XD

 

[meatloaf231]

"Something wicked this way comes"

 

[DARKLARK]

*if you think things cant get any worse you lack sufficient imagination*

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Sirdanrhodes: Surprised he hasn't been banned more times than he has!

Sirdanrhodes: Commits murder to bring the inevitable forward.

 

[Ixus Illwrath]

"I dream of a world of peace, so that when I invade it, no one is prepared"

 

[bad rider]

"Normal is overrated"

 

[s0ap sudz]

No need to shit a brick, pal.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Kenny!)
You're damn right

Who is the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Kenny!)
Can ya dig it?

It's not as catchy is it? Perhaps not.

"I died once, but then I respawned and killed that pesky shark."

 

[Amnestic]

One day you'll be dead. No one will remember you. Your effect on the world will be lost in the sands of time and eventually everything you do will all be for nothing.

So until then, might I recommend might I recommend a bottle of the Bordeaux, 1787 Chateau Lafite?

 

[Ares Tyr]

Ares Tyr - "Free mustache rides, ladies."

That's pretty much all that I have to contribute to this discussion... and society while we are at it.

 

[Jumplion]

"*insert witty remark here*
Oh that's so witty isn't it?"

or

"Arguing over the internet is just like participating in the Special Olympics; even if you win, you're still a retard."

or even

"All I see is a giant whale being attacked by 4 deathstars"

 

[Wewt]

"*insert witty remark here*
Oh that's so witty isn't it?"

or

"Arguing over the internet is just like participating in the Special Olympics; even if you win, you're still a retard."

or even

"All I see is a giant whale being attacked by 4 deathstars"

"Arguing over the internet is just like participating in the Special Olympics; even if you win, you're still a retard."
I love that joke.