Give yourself a saying.

[peterwolfe]

"damn i need everything"

 

[electric discordian]

If your only tool is a chainsaw, every problem looks like hours of fun..

Or here for your bemusement..

 

[Khedive Rex]

A grenade a day keeps the doctor away. Bastard.

A post a day keeps sanity at bay.

Khedive Rex - A computing error in the laws of the universe, he is both a figment of your imagination and your intellectual superior.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Oh, wait, my friend came up with a good one. Since it's medicaly proven that men who masturbate five times a week are less likely to suffer from penile or testicular cancer, my friend decided on an awesome catchphrase.

"A wank a day keeps the docter away!"

Yeah. It's funny 'cause it's true.
Actualy, the funny part is the thing he does with his hands. He points his index fingers at you and repeatedly bends his thumbs, like a gun. The act causes his fingers to bend and twitch slightly. As soon as I saw this, I said; "Your body must work really strangely."
Yeah, pointless tale.

 

[dalek sec]

*In a tired/annoyed voice when something goes wrong* "Right..."

 

[Smiles]

untill recently mines been "if it isnt free it isnt worth it"

but now its

"whats the point, if you are just going to die?"

 

[Unholykrumpet]

Unholykrumpet: Hiding little Jewish girls in the attic for all the wrong reasons since 1948

Not really, it would probably be "Science is the critique of myths, there would be no Darwin had there been no Book of Genesis."-W.B. Yeats.

 

[KapnKerfuffle]

"BLAST! You've won the battle THIS time!
But I, Kapn Kerfuffle will ...

... most likely slink away and not bother you anymore." : (

 

[merf1350]

Tech Support: Your ignorance is my job security.

 

[Mnemophage]

Mnemophage: the nicest parasite you'll ever know.

 

[tthor]

my saying has always been "Everyone is insane in their own phycodic way"

 

[Church256]

I use this alot on Live.

"He's on the right..*sounds of team mates dying*.... oh sorry I meant the left."

 

[s-l-u-g]

"Everything is funny until someone gets hurt. then it hilarious"

It's all fun and games until the cops arrive

It's All Fun At The Party 'till Someone Shits In The Jacuzzi!

 

[Murrah]

''You kill me, I'll kill you M*****F*****''


P.S Sorry about my language.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

A post on T.E. a day, keeps my social life at bay.

 

[InsanityBaronOfAtrocity]

" A big enough explosion will fix any problem"

 

[Dudemeister]

"Signatures suck"

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

Welcome to Planet Toilet, here's your brush.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

"My penis is stuck in your letter box..."