Glenn Beck got jiggy with his sister.

[Ph0t0n1c Ph34r]

I would like to note that the quotations of him are hideously fragmented, which leads me to immediatly question the source and why they frequently omited so much intervenious materials...I assume that since this person is a prominent conservative talk show personality that the web site is a blog by a self described "rabid liberal" (I fished around the site after the little red flag popped up in my head) I wonder if this is deliberate word twisting to assassinate this person's character. I am more interested in what wasnt posted than what was. Was it his step sister? Adopted sister? Was he adopted? What else is going on here? There are 18 breaks in the quote's filled in by elipses (the little "..."s everywhere) which is the simplest way to legally omit information from a quote, as well as a a half dozen unneccessary paragraph break up and fragment sentences thrown in. I dont care two diggs about either Glenn Beck or PostAvant and dont care to look into this any further than to check the sources credibility. If anyone out there owns, has read, or plans to read the book please post. I admit I am curious if my hunch is correct, but dont care to read the life story of a person I do not know over this.
Please dont trust everything you read at face value people...that is how the corrupt rally the foolish to thier causes.

I love you.

 

[avantguardian]

Listen to the video on the page, HandsomeJack, or just use the mighty fine Google. It's all legit.

Also, whoever said Glenn Beck was a porn author, I'd disagree. Bill O'Reilly however, DEFINITELY is a porn author.

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html

 

[avantguardian]

Before this Glen Beck was just someone who I thought was a Fox News imbecile (btw, great line whoever said he is just a joke and fox news is the punchline!) who was making the rest of the world hate the U.S with his constant spouting of that line "America is the single greatest nation on the earth, etc etc."

Now depending on whether this is true or not, which I honestly really can't tell just from this, might confirm a sneaking suspicion I have had: That he is also bat-shit crazy, and it would make him a hypocrit to boot, although he might have already made himself one.

Wow, I don't know why Glenn Beck doesn't write porno books (sarcasm), but the craziest thing is, I couldn't get the image out of my head that Glenn Beck's sister would look just like him. So it would be like GLenn Beck making out with himself.

Oh the times I wish I had a short memory!

The man will say one thing and say the opposite 45 seconds later. He's for _______ before he's against it just about 99% of the time. He went from being very critical of our healthcare system to saying it's the best in human history when he switched networks, and despite having some sort of integrity on HLN (while still being a blowhard), now he has absolutely none. He's a sicko. And a hypocrite. Hilarious to me, for sure.

 

[Lazier Than Thou]

Before this Glen Beck was just someone who I thought was a Fox News imbecile (btw, great line whoever said he is just a joke and fox news is the punchline!) who was making the rest of the world hate the U.S with his constant spouting of that line "America is the single greatest nation on the earth, etc etc."

Now depending on whether this is true or not, which I honestly really can't tell just from this, might confirm a sneaking suspicion I have had: That he is also bat-shit crazy, and it would make him a hypocrit to boot, although he might have already made himself one.

Wow, I don't know why Glenn Beck doesn't write porno books (sarcasm), but the craziest thing is, I couldn't get the image out of my head that Glenn Beck's sister would look just like him. So it would be like GLenn Beck making out with himself.

Oh the times I wish I had a short memory!

The man will say one thing and say the opposite 45 seconds later. He's for _______ before he's against it just about 99% of the time. He went from being very critical of our healthcare system to saying it's the best in human history when he switched networks, and despite having some sort of integrity on HLN (while still being a blowhard), now he has absolutely none. He's a sicko. And a hypocrite. Hilarious to me, for sure.

So aside from the horribly blown out of proportions health care thing(he was freakin' high on pain medication when that was filmed!), what, precisely, has he flip flopped on?

 

[teisjm]

Whats so wrong with that?
I've gotten jiggy with his sister lots of times.

 

[No One Jones]

I don't know why anyone is surprised by this. Or was surprised when Rush Limbaugh said he had a pill addiction. People are dirty and have dirty secrets. All of them. When your a celebrity though, no one wants to let you forget it or keep it a secret.

 

[Jerious1154]

The way I see it, it works like this:

Incest is bad.
Glenn Beck is bad.
Therefore, Glenn Beck committed incest.

It's just logic, guys.

 

[Awesometown]

WTF!!!

even if he wasn't being "serious" WTF WHO DOES THAT WTF!!!

 

[avantguardian]

I had to look him up to find out who he was.

This did not help the feeling of disquieting nausea I experienced.

Fucking Yuck.

Walmart even hates him enough to purposely not advertise on his show after his concentrated crazy alienated them. WALMART. The evilest of evil finds him evil.

 

[deleted_scifidownbeat]

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[L33tsauce_Marty]

Aaaaannnnnnd there go the rest of his sponsors.

Exactly what I thought. What is this world coming to?

 

[Deleted]

Someone post the youtube video of Chris crocker revealing his love for his (twin?) brother choosing him over a dog or something.

The line has to be drawn somewhere guys, would you like someone who fucked sharks? It doesn't look cool regardless of the mention of sharks.

 

[saxist01]

I find this source to be dubious. Can anyone verify this from somewhere else?

 

[Halfbreed13]

lol @ anonymous fail

 

[DrScoobs]

http://postavant.com/2009/08/glenn-beck-gets-jiggy-with-his-sister/

?I kissed my sister. First our lips met, seconds later our tongues. I ran my fingers through her silky hair and felt her soft skin. It was the height of passion and the moment I knew who my true love was . . . We knew we had done something so wrong, but at the same time, something so very right.?

Kill him. Please, someone, kill him.

eeeewwwwwww...

 

[Space Spoons]

He's a hick. Not really all that surprised by this.

 

[avantguardian]

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/08/29/beck-defense-site/

If you think Glenn Beck is "a freak show, hysterical, a shameless opportunist, full of crap, spineless, cowardly, fear mongering, etc.", Fox News' psychologist says YOU'RE ON DRUGS LOLOMG.