God... Bulletstorm

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Fieldy409_v1legacy

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This is where personal taste factors into it a lot. If you dont like crass humour, you wont like this game.

Personally I loved it, I found it pretty hilarious.
 

Natdaprat

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I played Bulletstorm, and almost immediately I went out of my house and raped a bunch of people.

True story.
 

gigastar

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I enjoyed Bulletstorm while it lasted, but now the experience is behind me and im not liely to revisit it before summer next year.

Natdaprat said:
I played Bulletstorm, and almost immediately I went out of my house and raped a bunch of people.

True story.
 

Baron von Blitztank

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I got Bulletstorm and absolutely loved it.
The dialogue was hilarious (atleast when it didn't try to be serious), I loved the nice variety of colours and it was one of those shooters which makes me enjoy the killing that I'm doing to the enemy ranks. I would of preferred it if it did decide to go completely insane instead of dropping into seriousness every now and then (especially considering that around 5 minutes ago I was shooting a guy in the nuts and kicking his head off and then lighting a dudes ass on fire with bullets) but hey, I loved it regardless and as annoying as the sequel hook was I do look forward to blasting more dudes in the testicles in the near future.
 

everythingbeeps

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Loved Bulletstorm. Not thrilled they left the ending so wide open, because it didn't do that well and who knows if there'll be a sequel.
 

Baralak

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I adored the game. Best shooter this gen, IMO. Amazingly fun gameplay by the people behind PAinkiller, with some of the most hilariously juvenile dialog in the industry. This game was just all around great. I want a Bulletstorm 2!
 

Cavan

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I enjoyed bulletstorm a lot. I went into the game expecting profanity and expecting it to parody almost every established tough guy and action storyline trope possible, so it worked for me. The story was decently delivered if not all that imaginative and the interaction with characters was fine.Sorrano was pretty hilarious in how well they managed to make an obvious goofball loudmouthed villain that still worked, some of his swears were funny imaginative too.

The actual gameplay was fun, takes effort to rack up good point scores, I think there were too few enemies in general to fully enjoy chain explosions but apart from that it is fun.
I disagree with yahtzee that it's slow paced(well sorta not counting the constant slow motion..so point taken) or cover based..what with the infinity super skid button dodging bullets better than trying to use most of the environment.

To be honest your badly written, incoherent and whiney rant doesn't scream maturity to me.

Congratulations, you have opinions and as have been pointed out you can seem like Yahtzee for a little while by parroting them.
 

MiracleOfSound

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I loved Bulletstorm. Can't wait for the sequel.

Also, the naughty words were tongue in cheek.
 

Zantos

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I enjoyed it, still play on the multiplayer. Honestly was the point in this thread? The people that enjoyed the game aren't exactly going to be swayed by your rant, and the people that would have agreed with you are probably staying away on principle.
 

metamorphosis18

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Wow, lots of 'hey I disagree' replies, lots of 'lets pick on the guy who i disagree with', F-all actual intelligent discussion. "Maturity" - yeah, right.
Best of luck-
 

Don Savik

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The graphics are quite incredible. The gun play is nice, and the skill shot system does not cater to a "jocknerd" (thats not even a thing) type player. As for the dialogue, its supposed to be over the top ridiculous. Its made by People Can Fly for crying out loud.

You expected some deep story driven narrative? wrong game, I'm sorry you wasted your money

You wanted a game where you shoot and explode lots of shit? (which is WHY the devs made this game in the first place) then you bought the right game

Also there's this thing called the internet, where you can watch movies and gameplay clips of games BEFORE YOU BUY THEM. So next time save your cash and do some research, you'll be happier and you wont have the need to rant on forums.

Have a nice day :)