I enjoyed bulletstorm a lot. I went into the game expecting profanity and expecting it to parody almost every established tough guy and action storyline trope possible, so it worked for me. The story was decently delivered if not all that imaginative and the interaction with characters was fine.Sorrano was pretty hilarious in how well they managed to make an obvious goofball loudmouthed villain that still worked, some of his swears were funny imaginative too.
The actual gameplay was fun, takes effort to rack up good point scores, I think there were too few enemies in general to fully enjoy chain explosions but apart from that it is fun.
I disagree with yahtzee that it's slow paced(well sorta not counting the constant slow motion..so point taken) or cover based..what with the infinity super skid button dodging bullets better than trying to use most of the environment.
To be honest your badly written, incoherent and whiney rant doesn't scream maturity to me.
Congratulations, you have opinions and as have been pointed out you can seem like Yahtzee for a little while by parroting them.