God damn it Sega.

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Solo-Wing

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You FINALLY get Sonic out of his ditch... Then you sell him out.


And why WOULD Sonic need car insurance? Maybe Tails crashed the Tornado again...
 

krazykidd

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Ahahahaha ... O wait your serious.... AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

( this is a nervous laughter of disapointment)
 

Hazy992

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Of course he needs car insurance, he does kart races silly! -_-

But seriously 0:14 are my sentiments exactly
 

Tartarga

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Clearly the head of the advertising department at Sega has gone insane. What's next, Sonic in a Speedway commercial?
 

7thHanyou

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A little silly, but what's wrong with it?

Also, Sonic was always a marketing ploy. There's nothing wrong with "selling him out."
 

Lilani

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7thHanyou said:
A little silly, but what's wrong with it?

Also, Sonic was always a marketing ploy. There's nothing wrong with "selling him out."
With Sonic Generations, Sega actually managed to win back a bit of trust from the fans who have been punished with horrible Sonic games for years. And now that they've got that trust, they use him to sell car insurance. It's just...a bit insulting. I mean really, if Sega is hurting for money they should make another good Sonic game. Not use him as a cheap ploy to get people to buy insurance.
 

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Still the best thing he's been in for several years. The good news is that he can't possibly go any lower.
 

Sleepy Sol

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So...does Progressive provide Sonic insurance now? I could definitely use some of that.
 

The Madman

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So long as he doesn't talk it's all fine with me. Plus now we know he's properly insured, that's... something. I guess.
 

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Solaire of Astora said:
So...does Progressive provide Sonic insurance now? I could definitely use some of that.
Sonic insurance? Dr. Robotnik would be all over that.
 

Durgiun

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Yae, and from then on, millions of Sonic-tards went on to indebt themselves to get super-fast cars they don't need just to get insuracnce for a car they'll smash in... 5 seconds, 10 tops.
 

Solo-Wing

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Lilani said:
7thHanyou said:
A little silly, but what's wrong with it?

Also, Sonic was always a marketing ploy. There's nothing wrong with "selling him out."
With Sonic Generations, Sega actually managed to win back a bit of trust from the fans who have been punished with horrible Sonic games for years. And now that they've got that trust, they use him to sell car insurance. It's just...a bit insulting. I mean really, if Sega is hurting for money they should make another good Sonic game. Not use him as a cheap ploy to get people to buy insurance.
Exactly. He was just beginning to get good again.

* Sarcasm sign*
Guess this was a sign for them to go back to their old ways because sonics rep has been completely healed by this one good game after 6 years of shit.
 

Robert Ewing

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Are you implying that Sonic wasn't a sell out already? And that his career wasn't dead?

Oh OP.
 

AstylahAthrys

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No, this can't be real. Oh God it is. I just have one question:

Why? Just... why? Why does this exist?
 

Solo-Wing

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AstylahAthrys said:
No, this can't be real. Oh God it is. I just have one question:

Why? Just... why? Why does this exist?
Because the world hates you.

but seriously if you think about it is basically the same as that cereal commercial he was in back in the 90's, or that milk commercial Mario was in once. Only problem is that Sonic had one good game after 6 years of shit, then Sega think he is the most popular thing ever again.
 

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Wow, car insurance at super speeds! Now if only I could eat like an adventurer with 30 ounce coke product drinks, oh wait I know just the place!
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RatRace123

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Mario sold Milk and even further back, cereal
Nathan Drake sold Subs
Sonic is selling car insurance

Eh, it's not so much a blemish on Sonic as it is a sad, sad look at what our Videogame heroes are forced to do in their downtime, become corporate whores.
You know the economy's in bad states when even a blue hedgehog needs to pimp his image just to get by.

My heart goes out to Sonic, and all those affected by these tough economic circumstances.
 

lunavixen

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they used the music from sonic 3, the super sonic theme and life up themes if i remember right. Using VG characters for this kind of stuff is really sad, especially notable ones
 

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RatRace123 said:
Mario sold Milk and even further back, cereal
Nathan Drake sold Subs
Sonic is selling car insurance

Eh, it's not so much a blemish on Sonic as it is a sad, sad look at what our Videogame heroes are forced to do in their downtime, become corporate whores.
You know the economy's in bad states when even a blue hedgehog needs to pimp his image just to get by.

My heart goes out to Sonic, and all those affected by these tough economic circumstances.
Since both the Sonic and Drake one have been posted, may as well: