"God, I'm such a ****ing idiot."

[Galletea]

Put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard.

This, probably. I'm always doing that. Putting the coffee jar in the fridge, and the bread...

My brother ran into a glass door once...that might be his most stupid trick.

 

[Wolvaroo]

I forget how old I am on a regular basis. When people ask how old I am I instinctively reply "Nineteen" even though I never drank or smoked or did anything that required me to be a certain age to do.

 

[interspark]

Put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard.

lol I do stuff like that all the time, putting away things in the opposite place they should go

yes its often ill be walking across the kitchen with something in one hand bound for the bin, something in the other bound for the dishwasher "ok dont panic, im sure youll figure it out before you get there, dont guess cos youll get it wrong oh god, what the hell is it im even holding anyway?!?!?!?"

 

[luclin92]

As the title may suggest, what is something stupid you've done recently where you've actually taken a moment to acknowledge how stupid it was?
As for me, I tripped on the ground.
No, not something on the ground, not even the curb, I tripped over flat ground.

Dude that happens to me a few times a day lmao

im doing that quite often now that i think of it and weirder i newer trips when im walking in rough terrain but small cracks or a change of height in the ground by under one millimeter.

 

[interspark]

For a long while my bedroom light was dead, so I got in the habit of just using my phone as a light. One time, I was looking for my phone, couldn't find it, snapped on the light, nothing happened, then I saw my phone, picked it up, and started shining it around to see if I could see my phone. This went on for about five minutes until I got a message and thought "what the fuck am I doing?"

LOL ive been there before

 

[jtesauro]

I once voted Republican.

 

[Urgh76]

I Accepted to give my ex wife %50 of my earnings for our son

without a fight

knowing that if we went into a legal argument i would win over the kid

knowing that I may be better suited to take care of our son than her

... why do i still love her??

you dont, its just an optical illuuuusssiiiooonn

OT: Spending 2 years of my life formulating a plan to have this girl in my life only to find out subconciously that i was in love with having a girlfriend instead

 

[jultub]

I've ran into walls right next to open doorways on several occasions.

 

[ScarlettRage]

As the title may suggest, what is something stupid you've done recently where you've actually taken a moment to acknowledge how stupid it was?
As for me, I tripped on the ground.
No, not something on the ground, not even the curb, I tripped over flat ground.

fell up the stairs... /thread

i do theses things alot...and i mean ALOT

 

[Lt. Dragunov]

i once downed a whole oninon once as a dare, never shall i do that again said i as i laid in my bed about to die.

 

[Lucifron]

I had a quickie with my ex in her car.

...

Zing!

OT: I recently put the cheese in the cupboard and left it there over night. It looked rather odd in the morning.

 

[silasbufu]

I managed to poke my self in the eye with a finger while trying to pick up the remote ..which was on my goddamn desk.....and I was not drunk.

 

[VGStrife]

During a science practical lesson we were using bunsen burners. I asked a friend to pass me my work, so he reached through a burner to get me it...

Same friend fell for the old 'what time is it?' whilst holding a can of cola trick.

I am the cause of people's stupidity

 

[James Hueick]

Trying to turn my TV on with my thumb drive...
yes this may sound insanely stupid but at 5 AM with less than 3 hours of sleep you'd be surprised.

 

[metalmmaniac]

After a night of drinking some buddies and I called a taxi to take us to Denny's. I ordered my food, with toast, and the waitress asked what kind i wanted.(referring to white, wheat, etc.) My response, uhh, buttered? I can't explain how confused i was by that question at the time. but i still laugh about it with my friends

 

[Mr.Squishy]

I kinda grabbed my sister's favorite bottle when I was younger (about 6 and she was about 4-5), and I threw it at the BBQ. Around the same time, I also kinda...went to the trash bin and started eating...yeah...

 

[Dapsen]

never doing my homework cus of lack of interest.

also once when i did do my homework, i lost concentration and just started writing the same word over and over.

 

[XJ-0461]

I realised how important some one is to me the day she went back home to Germany.

Suffice to say I feel like a fucking moron. An optimistic moron, but a moron none the less.