GOD IS REAL GUYS

[SilverUchiha]

why did you take MJ away and left us stuck with Bieber?

That's probably a question better answered by the devil.

OT: I'm not sure what I'd ask. Asking about the meaning of life or why something exists seems redundant because everyone and their grandma's pet goldfish will be asking that question or some variant of it. I suppose if my life continues going down this trend of... um... unpleasantness... I'd ask him where it went wrong and if there is any way to set things right for the rest of my life. However, I'm hoping my life doesn't continue this... unpleasantness much longer.

 

[Kurokami]

..and there is my one burning question. Why.. Why does it exist?

http://pl.atyp.us/platypix/plat2004/large/platypus3.jpg

To make even the ugliest animals feel good about themselves. ^_^

there are plenty of even more ugly animals. and on the ugly scale platypus arent that ugly.

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Holy crap, that's one of the coolest looking animals I've ever seen, what is it?

 

[varulfic]

"Can you microwave a burrito so hot that even you can't eat it?"

 

[Tartarga]

"In Lord of the Rings why did the spend all three books/movies walking to Mt. Doom instead of flying there on the giant eagles?"

One of life's greatest mysteries.

 

[Ziadaine_v1legacy]

If he was real, I'd ask him why did you gift me between my pants but no woman to please with it. (because I can say right now It sure ain't a gift)


Oh, and why did you allow Michael Atkinson to be born.

 

[Merkavar]

..and there is my one burning question. Why.. Why does it exist?

http://pl.atyp.us/platypix/plat2004/large/platypus3.jpg

To make even the ugliest animals feel good about themselves. ^_^

there are plenty of even more ugly animals. and on the ugly scale platypus arent that ugly.

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Holy crap, that's one of the coolest looking animals I've ever seen, what is it?

googled ugliest animals and that was the first image

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

That's what heaven, hell and a mysteriously invisible 'bigger picture' are there for. You can't claim they haven't (/aren't) been punished. As for the benevolence thing, it's apparently evil to mind control people/eliminate free will.

Course I'm just giving you the popular religious response.

Then again, if God is supposedly omnipotent and omnipresent, how can he be anything BUT evil incarnate? You can't be everything and be able to do everything at the same time WITHOUT being evil as well.

If you're god, then you have to be the anti-christ as well. Otherwise, you're not omnipotent at all.

 

[kannibus]

Are space flight sims truly and utterly dead?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Why do you exist.

 

[Kurokami]

That's what heaven, hell and a mysteriously invisible 'bigger picture' are there for. You can't claim they haven't (/aren't) been punished. As for the benevolence thing, it's apparently evil to mind control people/eliminate free will.

Course I'm just giving you the popular religious response.

Then again, if God is supposedly omnipotent and omnipresent, how can he be anything BUT evil incarnate? You can't be everything and be able to do everything at the same time WITHOUT being evil as well.

If you're god, then you have to be the anti-christ as well. Otherwise, you're not omnipotent at all.

Good point, many credit the Devil and god to be two sides of the same coin though, so he gets all the credit and none of the blame. Benevolence itself is a stupid trait to give a higher being imo, as you would assume he's above our little judgements of what's wrong or not.

 

[malestrithe]

How come you are talking to me directly and not using your awesome power to convince the 6.5 billion other people you exist?

 

[agnosticOCD]

"How about a drink, eh?"

or

"Hey, God! Wanna play some MW?"

or

"Could you teach me how to make mods?"

or...

"You claimed (or at least the guys who wrote your best-selling novel "la Biblia" claimed) that you're both all-powerful and all-knowing, and have given man free will all at the same time. This would mean that segments your power and knowledge are negated by your act of giving free will to man, this is because man will act not according to your supposed "Divine Plan", as they have now been given the ability to choose to stray away from a pre-organized path, and this now makes the claim of omnipotence and omnipresence as invalid, which in turn invalidates you as a god. Ouch, dude... That was one BIG miscalculation you made there... You want I should take over for ya?"

 

[Swaki]

i assume you are talking about Jehovah so, well i would kick him in the balls, i found out that i was going to hell when i was 12 no matter how nice a guy i am, and im a really nice guy.

or just yell at him for making humans instead of more dinosaurs, i would love to be a dinosaur.

Why're you going to hell? And this is assuming that god is real, not religion.

well as i mentioned i assumed it was Jehovah, and the bible is allegedly the work of god, and as to why im going to hell, I'm attracted to those of my own sex, which means that my blood shall flow, and in some variations the city i live in (Copenhagen) shall be burned to the ground, it doesn't specify that im going to hell, but i think its a logical leap to make, with the whole "abomination" and blood flowing (apparently by stoning) thing.

 

[Omikron009]

Why don't you cause hilarious disasters more often?

 

[Klarinette]

I'd have a couple, so I'd pick from one of these:
"Is there actually a point to all this?"
"Kim Kardashian, Ke$ha, Justin Beiber - why, man?"
"Why did you make money so important?"
"You want us to destroy ourselves, don't you?"

And, regardless of His answer to whatever question, I'd then comment, "Well, what you did to the platypus was pretty mean. Just saying."

 

[Sonic Doctor]

Erhem...

IF it turned out that God is real beyond any reasonable doubt, and you could ask him one question, what would it be?

Sorry for the misleading title, .

I would just ask him what the most fulfilling way to go through life is. I mean, if there's no hell, then maybe revenge and retribution are the best ways to handle your problems (although, to be honest, the Christian bible seems to advocate that any time it can.)

Also, I didn't put this in Religion because it seems a bit less serious than the other threads there.

EDIT: Also, for the record, I'm an atheist. (But that doesn't mean I have no morals, I still follow the majority of the catholic standards in that department.)

On the placement note, it really doesn't matter if it is serious or not, you are talking about God. Doesn't matter if you are speaking hypothetically. God is linked to religions, so it should go into the religion section.

I do like that you said why you didn't put it into politics and religion, because I always wonder why people do such things. Especially since it seems that more threads about politics or religion get placed in off-topic than they do in politics and religion.

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Okay.

If I'm it a selfless mood, it would be: Please, will you cure everybody in the world of sickness, disease, and disabilities?

If I'm not in a selfless mood, it would be: Please, will you give me a billion dollars?

 

[Shapsters]

Who's that... that chick in that one commercial! Y'know she was in that other toilet paper commercial... who is she?

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

What would happen if an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

He'd probably say: "If you're there to witness it, you become God. But don't tell anyone, because then everyone will run around doing it"