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AMMO Kid

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TomLikesGuitar said:
AMMO Kid said:
Why do I make stupid decisions?
I think you'd be really pissed at the answer to that one.

God would probably say something like "Because you're stupid sometimes." and walk/float/teleport away.
True...
 

TomLikesGuitar

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Jarrid said:
Do they make mustache wax for tendrils?
I dunno why, but your picture just made me imagine a really frustrated Cthulu saying "NO!!!" and flying away.

I'm also pretty tired...

SimuLord said:
TomLikesGuitar said:
Also, I didn't put this in Religion because it seems a bit less serious than the other threads there.
Even though it's about religion and the whole point of that forum was to get this crap off Off Topic where it annoys people and starts flamewars.

Reading is fundamental.
I guess I phrased that wrong... I didn't intend for this to be a religious discussion, and I knew most people wouldn't really take it as such (which, to be fair, they didn't).

I could have phrased it, "If you could ask one question and have it be answered no matter what... etc" but I thought God was a more relatable concept to get the point across... Really I was going for more of a philosophical discussion than anything else.

I see what you mean about the flamewars though, so I'll do my best to avoid them.
 

Imp Poster

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I know, it's two questions but it is in one sentence.
Am I dead and why now? Of all the time I have been doubtful of you.
 

suicide samurai

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What day does the world end, and by what means?

It's a two-parter, but it might solve a lot of forum questions for me concerning zombies and what I'd do in other cases.
 

Jelly ^.^

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"what the fuck were you trying to do, and exactly how much did you fail when you spawned Bobby Kotick?"
 

CrazyMedic

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Traun said:
TomLikesGuitar said:
Erhem...

IF it turned out that God is real beyond any reasonable doubt, and you could ask him one question, what would it be?

Sorry for the misleading title, :p.
This, combined with the title, create something truly offensive. "What would you ask God?" is unoffensive "GOD IS REAL" + "If it turned out" is not.

TomLikesGuitar said:
I would just ask him what the most fulfilling way to go through life is. I mean, if there's no hell, then maybe revenge and retribution are the best ways to handle your problems (although, to be honest, the Christian bible seems to advocate that any time it can.)
Be happy, don't make enemies. You don't need to ask the divine for something like that. Although this seems like an attempt to once again insult Christians, not to ask any meaningful question.
so in other words YOU have the secret to living a fullfilling life and he is right the bible does advocate handling crap with revenge besides most christians don't seem to follow any of that stuff or 85% of the stuff the bible says anyway so my point is kinda moot.

OT:
I would ask what he thinks of all his followers(IE jewish christians and muslims) and how they handled his message.
 

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CrazyMedic said:
so in other words YOU have the secret to living a fullfilling life and he is right the bible does advocate handling crap with revenge besides most christians don't seem to follow any of that stuff or 85% of the stuff the bible says anyway so my point is kinda moot.
Trust me... I know EXACTLY how you feel man, but please try not to make this a religious flamewar thread.
 

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TomLikesGuitar said:
CrazyMedic said:
so in other words YOU have the secret to living a fullfilling life and he is right the bible does advocate handling crap with revenge besides most christians don't seem to follow any of that stuff or 85% of the stuff the bible says anyway so my point is kinda moot.
Trust me... I know EXACTLY how you feel man, but please try not to make this a religious flamewar thread.
I wasn't trying to I was pointing out that s/he claimed to have the secret to life while giving a counter argument to the stuff I was saying.
 

CouchCommando

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hey mate hows it going?

fearofsleep said:
what happens after death?
hahah just had an image of that going sour, just hope they don't turn out to be a douche with a sense of humor like mine if I asked that question.