Good advice

[Epitome]

Dont lie down with dogs, you might wake up with fleas

 

[ottenni]

Remember, pillage THEN burn.

Rice is good if you are hungry and want 2000 of something.

The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

[Harley Q]

"In a new relationship, slip your 'crazy' at him in tiny pieces, don't show it off all at once, or else he'll run for the hills."

Thanks Mum.

 

[Handofpwn]

Go for the second best looking woman. They put out more.

Advice courtesy of my best friend who is probably wrong.

 

[SpiritCorsair]

"Consider your source."

Said a lot by my dad when I got insulted, belittled, and dumped on a lot by my classmates and others around me. Now at last, when I finally see what morons they were, it makes sense.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

If you plan to succeed in the real world, the secret isn't refusing to give up. It's knowing when to give up.

 

[JoshGod]

"In a new relationship, slip your 'crazy' at him in tiny pieces, don't show it off all at once, or else he'll run for the hills."

erm would you mind giving more details
ei what crazy do you have??

OT
dont really get advice since i was really young and that boiled down to 'dont touch them they're very hot'

my own advice which is very simiar to drakmorg is dont worry although i deal with it an then forget as worrying does u bad and dont think about it just make sure you do something b4 its too l8.

(explained well? lol)

 

[Harley Q]

"In a new relationship, slip your 'crazy' at him in tiny pieces, don't show it off all at once, or else he'll run for the hills."

erm would you mind giving more details
ei what crazy do you have??

Ha ha. Well I'm not sure how to explain it. Nothings ever been properly disgnosed.

 

[MercurySteam]

"Do you know how hard it is to take a piss when you have an erection?". - My friend.
"Dude, if you're going to go in the stall next to me then you have to promise me you aren't gonna piss on the floor". - My friends in the toilet at school.
"When you drive you have to assume that no one else on the road knows how to drive properly". - My Dad.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

"Don't look back, if you do you won't see that commie bastard coming in on your front"



I fucking love Grandpa.

 

[Crofty]

"The fight isn't over until you've won it"

 

[KaiRai]

Be yourself, and if people don't like it, tell them to go a fuck themselves - My Granddad.

Best piece of advice anyone has ever given me

 

[Slotteh]

Run around screaming like crazy and acting retarded. Most of the times they won't know how to react. That's when you kick him in the balls.

My friend's pre-fight pep talk to my other buddy.

 

[JoshGod]

"In a new relationship, slip your 'crazy' at him in tiny pieces, don't show it off all at once, or else he'll run for the hills."

erm would you mind giving more details
ei what crazy do you have??

Ha ha. Well I'm not sure how to explain it. Nothings ever been properly disgnosed.

well how do you act crazy do you say wierd things or is it what you do?

 

[Ciarang]

Strangely enough, no one has ever given me advice =/

 

[Gawspel]

The best advice is "Don't fuck it up".

 

[TheZapper]

Treat everyone you ever meet as an idiot until they have proven themseleves otherwise.

It's been pretty useful throughout my school life.

 

[tiredinnuendo]

"Never put your dick in something without knowing how you're going to take it back out again."

When I first heard it, I kind of dismissed it. Much later, when the metaphor hit me full force in the face, I reclassified it as incredibly wise.

- J