Good ways to make people Fall Asleep

[Zeema]

some people i know have alot of trouble sleeping do you guys have any suggestions to make him sleep and help him sleep?

 

[sam42ification]

Sing the soft kitty song from big bang theory.

 

[sam42ification]

It goes like this:
Soft kitty, warm kitty little ball of fur.
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty pur, our, pur.

 

[Bobic]

Play him some relaxing music.

 

[Zeema]

It goes like this:
Soft kitty, warm kitty little ball of fur.
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty pur, our, pur.

That is epic im going to try that

 

[Calcium]

Chloroform. Mwahahahahaha! *cough* Um... Yeah.

Personally I prefer Horlicks.

 

[Douchebag intent]

You could give him an old fashion.

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

A run around the block before bed. And going to sleep with a full stomach. And clutching a can of Acme monster repellant.

 

[Rekrul]

Direct them to boring threads....

But seriously if you find out, share the knowledge

 

[Woodsey]

If I was irresponsible, I would suggest roofies, but I shan't, for even mentioning them is of course showing my personal support for date rape.

[sub]Oh look, I'm still annoyed about that.[/sub]

So sleeping pills?

 

[Cheskaz]

To preface, i didn't really believe in breathing techniques, but this one did make me sleepy. So anyway. There's a breathing technique we were taught that mimics how you breath during deep sleep. Breathe in and hold for 5 seconds and then breathe out and hold for 5 seconds. When doing it you have to take heaps of air into your lungs to the point where you are stomach is sticking out rather gracefully.

 

[New Troll]

Shovel to the back of the head has always worked for me.

 

[don hippy]

I suggest the Sam Raimi

 

[Yostbeef]

My good friend Mary Jane has always been a big help,or exercise more.

 

[Rayne870]

Warm milk (old family remedy)
Booze snooze (drink til ya get tired)
Nofuntheftauto, play a GTA game but do not do anything vaguely interesting just drive around and obey the traffic. (works best with low sfx volume and soothing music)

 

[sam42ification]

Play him some relaxing music.

Actually i've gone to bed listen to a slipknot pantera mix and slept like an angle although i forgot to turn off my music so i woke up to it in the morning which was nice.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

"Does this smell like Chloroform?"

Works for me.

 

[Tipsy Giant]

You could give him an old fashion.

Props for the reference, love randy!

It's either that or he'll end up being caught post spooky ghost attack

 

[sam42ification]

To preface, i didn't really believe in breathing techniques, but this one did make me sleepy. So anyway. There's a breathing technique we were taught that mimics how you breath during deep sleep. Breathe in and hold for 5 seconds and then breathe out and hold for 5 seconds. When doing it you have to take heaps of air into your lungs to the point where you are stomach is sticking out rather gracefully.

Actually there is a breathing technique that works for me. You breath in for 1 second and out 10 eventually you will pass out. You can also speed up the process by taking a large portion of blood out. Just make sure you you are laying down i passed out and smashed my head on a table once.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

The Planet Earth documentaries, David Attenborough has a pretty relaxing voice.