Google Vs. The English

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Creator002

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Still search result number one on Google DE, at least when I checked. Able to take a snapshot so I can show it to my cousin in the morning. He'll like this. :D
 

Fappy

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Yeah, I was about to say... I thought the English use that word all the time.
 

Treblaine

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RhombusHatesYou said:
Treblaine said:
Calling an Englishman a "****" is like barking at a dog.
Next people will aggressively drink tepid beer at you.


"A Lager maybe. Or a glass of water like you drink. But a pint of stout?"

(Ah, back when COD games were classy and had wit. Before they were just melodramatic ponce)
 

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mlooshka said:
Every Englishman I know has been amused by this. Cheerful self-loathing is a significant part of the British character - if it weren't we would stop playing cricket against other countries.

Can you imagine the response if the phrase had been "Define an American"? There would have been rioting in the streets.

Rue Britannia. ;)
Oh. My. God.

Good sir, you are brilliant! We HAVE to do this.

Okay, so here's the plan, everybody; we Googlebomb the phrase "Define an American" so that the first result is the wikipedia page for the movie "Meet the Fockers".
 

ShindoL Shill

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Fasckira said:
One time a girl actually crossed over to me to tell me she found my tshirt offensive, so I asked her what part. Nearly earnt me a slap.
had that been me, i would've said "you're offended by cunts? dont want to alarm you... but there's one right down there. *points at her crotch.*"
because i'm a dick.

OT: i heard about that from Stephen Fry's twitter feed.
i kinda want to blame the scottish... sorta thing we'd do.
BrotherRool said:
I'm glad I'm Welsh :D
as a scotsman i feel i must say... no you arent. you're welsh. (i actually dont mind the welsh. i have a black welsh friend.)
 

imnot

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Its funny because its true!
Skullgirls logic says im allowed to say that because I am english so there mods!
 

crotalidian

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**** got its bad reputation mainly from feminists, its basically the female analog of calling someone a cock etc. but being such a blunt and satisfying thing to say made some more sensitive souls feel that it deserved to be taboo'd.

A while back I realised how much we english use it so tried to take it one step further and get an even more offensive sounding name for female genitalia into circulation

Clunge

its also pretty satisfying to say, but say it too much and you feel like you need a hot shower. I would say that Aussies seem to use it much more readily, but they are basically the lowest denomination of brittons *trollface*
 

anonymity88

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Ironically the people least likely to be offended by the page are the English themselves; as we tend to use the word particularly liberally. Often in lieu of punctuation, in fact.
Speak for yourself you miserable c--


...oh wait now I see. I feel like I should care more than I do about this, but it was pretty funny.
 

YodaUnleashed

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I'm British (English specifically I guess) and that's damned funny, but then I have a sense of humour and a nonchalant personality so few things rarely offend me anyway. You have to take things seriously before they can have a serious affect on you.
 

Valanthe

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I am going to be singing Kevin Bloody Wilson all day long now, this made my day

(NSFW youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8sxk4xNnxw
 

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Pallindromemordnillap said:
Quick, I need a picture of Vince from Mongrels now!


"Did you just call me a c***?"
Hehe yeah:


I'm from the west country where the f-word gets used instead of "erm" and as a modifier for almost anything in casual language.

As Stephen Fry tweeted about this particular story the English are probably the only nation who would actually find this funny.