well finally something less exciting than the thought of waking up again tomorrow. I hope this fails hard and violently, possibly with explosions and giblets while narrated by a heavily inebriated...ummmmm, Jack...Dee? Stop trying to claw more control over us all, fucking obese corporations. And pay your fucking taxes, you fucks
oh, that word is getting overused already
*checks thesaurus for applicable alternatives to "fuck"*
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fuck's sake, english language, you need to do better
or maybe I do
alright, we'll both try and do better, ok? ...ok??
hello?
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f...hmm...umble...umbrella...fella...fellatio...fuck!
I tried?
what were we talking about again