Gordon Freeman is mentally disabled

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Enrathi

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Hexal6 said:
have you played Half Life 1? He WAS in a horrible and i would imagine very stressful accident involving ripping a hole between his and some other dimension bring with it several alien monstrosities and thus indirectly killing nearly all of his coworkers and friends plus intentionally killing his coworkers and friends in the form of crow barring down biologically possessed zombies
That's not true in the slightest. I never crowbarred a zombie. Evryone knows crowbars are for doors. Guns are for heads.
 

diebane

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Well, f-ing up an experiment which leads to an alien invasion can do damage to your brain, altering the way you interact with people. I think they understand what you are going through, and thus don't mind being hit in the face with a crowbar.

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mfG diebane
 

k-ossuburb

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You're not the first person to make this joke. I've seen animations about this on Newgrounds nearly about ten years ago.
 

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Scizophrenic Llama said:
Chell is the mentally disabled one here, remember?

Woman can't say anything, just jumps around.
chell can talk she chooses not to because she doesn't want to give glados the satisfaction of knowing that she is being annoyed or upset
 

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"GORDAN FREEMAN ISN'T MENTALLY HANDICAPPED. HE'S SUPER COOL AND AMAZING AND GETS ALL THE LADIES. AND SINCE HE DOESN'T SPEAK, THAT MEANS I'M SUPER COOL AND AMAZING AND I GET ALL THE LADIES! BUT YEAH, HE'S A HERO. I WISH HE WERE MY DAD GROWING UP. HE WOULD HAVE RESPECTED MY INTERESTS."
^^take a shot every time someone's response goes something like this...

Dr. Smith: "good God, that's been known to kill people!"
 

SoopaSte123

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k-ossuburb said:
You're not the first person to make this joke. I've seen animations about this on Newgrounds nearly about ten years ago.
As sad as it is, I don't completely mean it as a joke though. I honestly can't stop viewing him that way now. I wonder if that's really how they felt, too.
BanthaFodder said:
"GORDAN FREEMAN ISN'T MENTALLY HANDICAPPED. HE'S SUPER COOL AND AMAZING AND GETS ALL THE LADIES. AND SINCE HE DOESN'T SPEAK, THAT MEANS I'M SUPER COOL AND AMAZING AND I GET ALL THE LADIES! BUT YEAH, HE'S A HERO. I WISH HE WERE MY DAD GROWING UP. HE WOULD HAVE RESPECTED MY INTERESTS."
^^take a shot every time someone's response goes something like this...

Dr. Smith: "good God, that's been known to kill people!"
lmao this made my day. And considering it's my 21st birthday today I may have to play this...
 

Grotch Willis

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How could a theoretical/quantum physicist be retarded? and i know your going to say thats because he is a "theoretical" physicist, but no he is not like Fantastic in Fallout: New Vegas, Gordon Freeman is far better than that scrotum muncher. The reason he doesn't have a voice is to not ruin the immersion factor of the game. Also, ValVe doesn't want to end up with another M situation like Nintendo has to deal with.
And yes, Chell may be mentally disabled, but she solves physics puzzles like a champ. then again, i'd like to see you awake from cyrosleep after god knows how many years and be fully cognitively aware.
 

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I don't think he's retarded, but only because it's impossible for a couple of floating hands to be retarded. There is no such thing as Gordon Freeman, it's just a label for PLAYER 1. Valve gives the illusion of a character to try to cover up the fact that they can't write characters, only archetypes. Really, for Half-Life 3, they should just start calling you Player 1 and stop trying to pull the wool over player's eyes.
 

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Grotch Willis said:
How could a theoretical/quantum physicist be retarded? and i know your going to say thats because he is a "theoretical" physicist, but no he is not like Fantastic in Fallout: New Vegas, Gordon Freeman is far better than that scrotum muncher. The reason he doesn't have a voice is to not ruin the immersion factor of the game. Also, ValVe doesn't want to end up with another M situation like Nintendo has to deal with.
And yes, Chell may be mentally disabled, but she solves physics puzzles like a champ. then again, i'd like to see you awake from cyrosleep after god knows how many years and be fully cognitively aware.
Haha oh Fantastic and his theoretical degree in physics...
And I'm saying Gordon USED to be a physicist, but has since had a mental breakdown or something to that nature. That's how I interpret it.
 

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Barney was being sarcastic about the switch, Kleiner is grandiose about everything, magnussen is an egotistical prick, and eli treats gordon as an equal, at worst a son-in-law. I've never seen an example of a scientist legitimately talking down to gordon. he doesn't talk because valve didn't want to do the voice acting it's that simple, and by your logic as I understand it, everything else can be put down to him being drunk. yeah my gordon is just kinda wasted and his developers didn't give him a voice.
 

Grotch Willis

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Better question why can't a theoretical/quantum physicist be retarded?[/quote]

Autistic would be a better way to put it, he may be slow in other areas, but he makes up for it in being really good at science.
just like Rainman, except for cards Gordon Freeman is good at science, is that what you're trying to say?
 

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Flapjack94 said:
Barney was being sarcastic about the switch, Kleiner is grandiose about everything, magnussen is an egotistical prick, and eli treats gordon as an equal, at worst a son-in-law. I've never seen an example of a scientist legitimately talking down to gordon. he doesn't talk because valve didn't want to do the voice acting it's that simple, and by your logic as I understand it, everything else can be put down to him being drunk. yeah my gordon is just kinda wasted and his developers didn't give him a voice.
Haha a wasted, irresponsible Gordon? I like it.
 

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SoopaSte123 said:
Grotch Willis said:
How could a theoretical/quantum physicist be retarded? and i know your going to say thats because he is a "theoretical" physicist, but no he is not like Fantastic in Fallout: New Vegas, Gordon Freeman is far better than that scrotum muncher. The reason he doesn't have a voice is to not ruin the immersion factor of the game. Also, ValVe doesn't want to end up with another M situation like Nintendo has to deal with.
And yes, Chell may be mentally disabled, but she solves physics puzzles like a champ. then again, i'd like to see you awake from cyrosleep after god knows how many years and be fully cognitively aware.
Haha oh Fantastic and his theoretical degree in physics...
And I'm saying Gordon USED to be a physicist, but has since had a mental breakdown or something to that nature. That's how I interpret it.
Well, yes technically he used to be a physicist, but now he is the unofficial leader of the human resistance against the combine.
 

Aqua Trenoble

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Can't say that I noticed at all, since I was roleplaying as Gordon (shut up, it's a really immersive game) but your evidence certainly is convincing.

However, since Alyx and Father Gregori don't comment on it at all or act oddly toward Gordon, I'm inclined to say that this isn't the case. Maybe they're just really oblivious, though (or I am and didn't pick up on anything special they did).

Keep in mind that to the other scientists he's "the new guy" and thus at the bottom of the pecking order. As for his behavior, breaking shit is really fun and you don't necessarily know whether something will break before you hit it. His muteness at the beginning of HL1 was probably an attempt to ignore the other scientists for teasing him and later he was scared mute by the resonance cascade and teleporter fuckery.