GRAB SOMETHING!!!

[interspark]

ok, before you click the spoiler, get up and select something in the room you are currently in (and no, this is not a zombie survival weapon thread),

Spoiler: ok, you got something?

OH NO! you've fallen into a temporal scism and are stuck in prehistoric earth with nothing, and i mean NOTHING (not even clothes) but the thing you just selected. now seeing as you have starvation, winters and the occasional dinosaur to deal with, on a scale of 1 to 10, exactly how screwed are you? (1 being sure survival and 10 being dead within the hour)
sorry, people seem to be getting a bit confused, just to clarify 10 IS SCREWED! 1 IS SAFE!

edit: ok, people are still getting confused so im really gonna ram this home, IF YOU ARE SCREWED VOTE HIGH!!! IF YOU WILL LIVE VOTE LOW!!!!!

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Tape Measure. Yep, I'm screwed.
Edit: Didn't see the number system. 10.

 

[BGH122]

8. I just grabbed a PS3 controller. It's not much use here, but there must be some basic circuitry inside it which means that its got a circuit board with rough, sturdy edges I can use to light a fire and sharpen sticks.

Unfortunately a burning pointy stick is fuck all use against a rampaging T-Rex.

 

[shootthebandit]

ok, before you click the spoiler, get up and select something in the room you are currently in (and no, this is not a zombie survival weapon thread),

Spoiler: ok, you got something?

OH NO! you've fallen into a temporal scism and are stuck in prehistoric earth with nothing, and i mean NOTHING (not even clothes) but the thing you just selected. now seeing as you have starvation, winters and the occasional dinosaur to deal with, on a scale of 1 to 10, exactly how screwed are you? (1 being sure survival and 10 being dead within the hour)

fortunatly i grabbed a ruler
now i have an accurate scale of which i can messure exactly how fucked i am, although having brought standardised measurement to the stone age i would be considered a god

 

[Pegghead]

I'd say 7, I've got a pair of semi-rusty scissors so I could make fire, cut kindling, potentially hunt and kill something or just kill myself.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

A remote control. I grabbed, a freaking remote control to my TV. On a scale of 1-10? That would be a 10 on the "Fucked-o-meter."

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

I grabbed a Buck folding knife. I'd call that a 6.

 

[Captain Schpack]

ok, before you click the spoiler, get up and select something in the room you are currently in (and no, this is not a zombie survival weapon thread),

Spoiler: ok, you got something?

OH NO! you've fallen into a temporal scism and are stuck in prehistoric earth with nothing, and i mean NOTHING (not even clothes) but the thing you just selected. now seeing as you have starvation, winters and the occasional dinosaur to deal with, on a scale of 1 to 10, exactly how screwed are you? (1 being sure survival and 10 being dead within the hour)

6

I picked up a throwing knife/knife. However, due to my low skill with it and my knowledgelessness of survival skills I'll problably die soon.

 

[Kajt]

Err... I have some grapes, so I'll at least survive for a few hours or so...

 

[PureChaos]

i grabbed my GBA SP...i'm pretty screwed. once the battery goes i won't even be able to play it any more

 

[Hurray Forums]

I grabbed my glass of chocolate milk, so I say that's a 10. At least I'll die happy.

 

[eggy32]

1. I was already grabbing something upon my person when I read the first post.

 

[strum4h]

yes! i got my laptop.

 

[Quaxar]

My computer mouse... so unless I am still connected to my PC at home I am pretty much 10.

 

[DomEReapeR]

I grabbed a can of Axe, i'd say i at least have something to drink or spray at dinosaurs to scare them

you're right, im screwed xD 1/10

 

[shootthebandit]

Tape Measure. Yep, I'm screwed.
Edit: Didn't see the number system. 10.

damn you, you bet me. i grabbed a ruler

atleast we can accurate measure how fucked we are

 

[Macgyvercas]

Seeing as I just grabbed a pair of needlenose pliers, I'd say a 7, maybe an 8.

From now on, before I do these threads, I'm going to grab my sword.

 

[open trap]

2, i grabed a big fucking knife because i didnt belive you about teh zomiez
Edit: I changed my survival rating, kinda got it backwords

 

[Urgh76]

A pen......

[HEADING=2]10![/HEADING]

 

[Polaris19]

6.

I have selected a cutting knife, so can handle small creatures.

Dinosaur would still kick my butt...