Grab the thing to the LEFT of you and defend yourself!

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team star pug

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I'm tired of people grabbing the things to their right to fend of zombies and random attackers.Lets mix it up a little. Defend yourself with what is to your left.
 

The Afrodactyl

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A huuuuuge vase, my phone, a guitar tuner, three ceramic coasters, some super glue and large wooden chest full of old video tapes.

If you had said right, I would have to grab my father by the ankle and swing him like a flail.
 

Nincompoop

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My coffee mug.
Gee thanks team star pug, if you would've stuck to the norm, I would have had my cousin to defend me, but nooooo.
 

ProfessorLayton

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If you want an original thread, make an original thread. Not the same exact thread with a slight change. I've seen more "defend yourself" threads on here than I have threads about video games.

But it's a mic. I really can't do anything with it.
 

Mozared

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Lets see... I get to pick between a stuffed animal, a roll of baking paper, a heavy book, or a cinnamon stick.

I'm dead.
 

ThePeaceFrog

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This chocolate muffin will protect me from all the dangers that could beset me,and once each has been vanquished,it'll make a tasty snack :)
 

Milo Windby

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I have a Bob-omb to my left, will that defend me?

Well, ok... it has candy in it... but if it was real >_>
 

Phoenix09215

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Yes! Finally I can use my freakin guitars >:D And my pliers!!!! Oh boy I hope someone burts through my door =3 !!!
 

person427

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A 20 gallon turtle tank with 10 gallons of water, some gravel and decorations, and, of course, my turtle.
 

Guy32

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A printer, some game/dvd cases, and some papers. Also some wireless headphones and a mirror.

I'm kinda screwed.
 

Dango

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I have one of three options: A metal wastebin, a pack of batteries, or the volume 15 of Rurouni Kenshin. I'll go with the wastebin.