Grab the thing to the LEFT of you and defend yourself!

[Scobie]

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[imnot]

CURTAINS!
curtains.
oh.

"Lacy gently wafting curtains" ???

Umm... a 1/5 full plastic 2 quart bottle of grape juice. Great.

Blue dangly heavy ones.

 

[CaptainCrunch]

http://need4nerf.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/31xqgi78g1l__sl500_aa300_.jpg
Oh yeah, let's do this.

 

[team star pug]

If you want an original thread, make an original thread. Not the same exact thread with a slight change. I've seen more "defend yourself" threads on here than I have threads about video games.

But it's a mic. I really can't do anything with it.

sheesh you've been grumpy ever since yahtzee called you out.

 

[Athol]

A hatchet, a baseball bat and duct tape I shit you not...I think Ill be just fine

 

[Edavies696]

...my little brother.....................o_0

 

[Sean Strife]

Butane fuel and a lighter? I can do some damage with this.

 

[Milo Windby]

A hatchet, a baseball bat and duct tape I shit you not...I think Ill be just fine

Combine all three and you get a Hatchet Bat XD Good for Blunt and Sharp attacks.

 

[bubba145]

Lamp and my two swords.

 

[Eldan]

A fine detail brush.

Well, better than a wall, I guess.

 

[Loud Hawk]

A key, a Xbox 360 controller and a GIANT Alienware desktop (don't even think I can lift it )

 

[TAGM]

Well, I've got curtains, and a bunch of porcaline things behind it, and a plug.

Throw curtains back, throw porcaline things, then blind him with the plug. Then strangle him with my headphone wire.

 

[Erana]

A hatchet, a baseball bat and duct tape I shit you not...I think Ill be just fine

Even better than my toolbox! D:
Why do you have those items collected, if you don't mind my asking..?

 

[KefkaCultist]

my Halo Reach case w/out disk (thats in the xbox), my computer, and my guitar is around the corner.

at least its better than to the right, theres only a wall and an external HD in that direction

 

[Athol]

A hatchet, a baseball bat and duct tape I shit you not...I think Ill be just fine

Combine all three and you get a Hatchet Bat XD Good for Blunt and Sharp attacks.

Thats what I was thinking..

A key, a Xbox 360 controller and a GIANT Alienware desktop (don't even think I can lift it )

Any chance of getting an attacker near your PC so you could push it over on them?

 

[Lovelocke]

...I have like, 90+ NES Cartridges to my left. Looks like its just me and my fists.

 

[halfpricehero]

hmmm... Well I have a 6 metre length of tumble dryer hosing... Not massively useful for anything except tumble dryers and ferret tunnels. Zombie protection I think not.

 

[Loud Hawk]

A hatchet, a baseball bat and duct tape I shit you not...I think Ill be just fine

Combine all three and you get a Hatchet Bat XD Good for Blunt and Sharp attacks.

Thats what I was thinking..

A key, a Xbox 360 controller and a GIANT Alienware desktop (don't even think I can lift it )

Any chance of getting an attacker near your PC so you could push it over on them?

Well it is under my desk, so unless they are that dumb, and crawl under my desk, then no. Though they will probably smash their toe on it as they enter the room like I do everyday, then I can stab them with the key.

 

[Jodan]

Eat *grabs* fax machine you semi animate mass of NDP electorate.

 

[Levi93]

removable hard drive..... great.