Grab the thing to the LEFT of you and defend yourself!

[OakTaooper]

My stereo system, an electric pencil sharpener, and.... CLOROX WIPES! Dysinfect the little buggers to death, I say!

 

[badgersprite]

AHA! I will beat my enemies to death with an empty pink water bottle! I'm invincible!

 

[Balmong7]

Sadly all i have is my laptop and a lamp that will fall apart if i lift it...

 

[Jawz 014]

A puddle of mudd cd a disturbed cd a metallica cd coughsims2gamecough some rubber bands for my braces and instrucions on how to use the CNC router in woodshop class....well it was a good life while it lasted

 

[sanomaton]

Well, I've got my boyfriend on the left. You'd think he was a good idea to fight against zombies with but he's kinda small and not very muscular so I think I'd be better off fighting them myself or something... So instead I shall choose this 1,5l bottle of soda (JAFFA FTW!) and pwn those zombies.

EDIT:
Forgot about bf's guitar. It'd be a good weapon but I think someone would probably kill me if something happened to the guitar '

 

[AceDefective]

A toothbrush....
The worst part is there is a Butcher Knife to my RIGHT

 

[Sinspiration]

I have a smorgasbord of items to my left.. a couch (which I could rip open for the wooden pieces inside), a metal tab le with a glass top, I could breakt he legs apart and the base of it for use, theres my Katana, which I left there because I was showing a friend and they left a little while ago, forgot to take it back up to my room, a side table fan? I guess I could smash some-one int he face with it a few times for whatever they've got.. lots of dvd's (throwing discs? xD) remote controls, my PSP (with music on it for listening to while I kill zombies), under the table i have two trays full of stuff too, game controls, wires, books, dvds, aaaand some roll-on, gotta stay dry while you're killing zombies afterall :3

 

[Athol]

A hatchet, a baseball bat and duct tape I shit you not...I think Ill be just fine

Even better than my toolbox! D:
Why do you have those items collected, if you don't mind my asking..?

The bat IS for home defence, the hatchet is beside by desk because I had nowhere else to put it...and who dosent have rolls of duct tape around the house?

 

[7|-|3 1337]

I've got a sock, my Glock+case w/ two mags, some Mountain Dew and a half-eaten MRE. Yes. I am very paranoid of teh zombies.

EDIT: I didn't see the Half-Life CD case. No disk

 

[Pirate Brahm]

A ballpoint pen. Look out!

 

[sky14kemea]

Okey doke!

*grabs*

...I have curtains. Damnit!! D:

Actually if I use these defensively I could last a little while against an assailant.. And probably zombies, until they start chewing through it. :l

 

[Eerors]

USB pen drive! Even worse then the toilet paper to my right :/

 

[Ravendir]

*Grabs Tissue Box* well I'm fucked, its either that or my sunglasses

 

[Hastur 1993]

well i'm in luck, i've got CIAPHAS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM to protect me (but if i knew what was waiting for me i would have pulled up the covers of my bed sheet and hope that the attackers would leave).

 

[NLS]

My 360 controller, will have to either strangle someone with the cord, or use it as a sling weapon for massive damage.

 

[Xenos Eriadin]

Okay, I've got a bunch of DS games, a plastic bottle of water, and... some pizza.
Maybe if I give the attackers the pizza, they'll thank me and leave quietly...

 

[NCHammer326]

Lets see how you punks like a taste of the Book of Job, as translated by Stephen Mitchell!

GONNA GET BIBLICAL UP IN THIS *****.

 

[Sinspiration]

I've got a sock, my Glock+case w/ two mags, some Mountain Dew and a half-eaten MRE. Yes. I am very paranoid of teh zombies.

EDIT: I didn't see the Half-Life CD case. No disk

Forgive my british cluelessness but MRE?

 

[BabySumo]

a bottle of barbecue sauce... maybe the attacker is allergic?