Grand Theft Auto franchise: WHAT HAVE U DONE 4 ME LATELY??

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Colodomoko

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I reward this review with Grand Theft Awesome 4.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11NilNNrlR4.
 

Vortigar

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You started out so promising when you said you'd played every GTA game.
And then you disregarded everything but SA...

I was on the fence whether I want to buy this game.

And after reading this review I'm still up here.

Haven't enjoyed a GTA since 2 btw.

Funny piece of text though, maybe written a little bit too 'hip' but you didn't let it slow you down throughout.
 

OurGloriousLeader

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I don't get why people like the story. It's all pretty predictable and has very little effect on the actual gameplay at any point. In SA, you think you've nearly completed the game with a mansion and everything, then suddenly the LA riots break out and you have to take back your territories. It's great fun and a twist on the story. Nothing similar happens in 4. What, the American Dream isn't real for everyone? Really. Didn't know that.

Totally agree about the missions, way simplified and on rails. One time, in that mission where you have to climb on top of a van to get it, I saw the van starting to drive away, so I sniped the driver. There was a big splat of blood, so I was like 'yay!'... until I realised the van was still driving on its predetermined route and I would have to run after it and do that stupid roof-climbing thing anyway. So, in essence - I had to do that mission EXACTLY as the game told me, and that's pretty true for every other mission. It's a recurring problem for all of the 3D games of GTA.

The only thing that saves GTA4 is the chaotic car chases and shootouts and explosions, which are as fun as ever.
 

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RedForceRanger post=326.68148.627378 said:
Tryed to read it but i couldnt without crying.
Dont take that personally i hate reading..
Your almighty IQ ("138") sure isn't on the linguistic side. Dude, 128 posts in a couple of days? If you had actually bothered to read some you would perhaps not write "tryed". You're from the UK even.
Ugh... What I'm trying to say is... Find some new hobbies and socialize or something. 128 POSTS IN A COUPLE OF DAYS AND ONLY STOPPED BY PROBATION?

On the topic, great review, a little harsh though imo
 

freakyHippo

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Bring back the Goranga monks!

My biggest problem with GTA 4 wasn't the graphics, driving or the physics engine. It was the repetition and grind in the missions. It was always a variation on 'go here, kill that guy, come back'. I felt the mission in previous GTA incarnations to be more varied and ultimately more fun. GTA 4 is a fantastic game, just not one you can enjoy over and over again like you could with previous GTA's.

I also don't like the music in this one. Vice City and San Andreas had better sound tracks and funnier talk radio IMO.
 

mjhhiv

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Vortigar post=326.68148.627366 said:
You started out so promising when you said you'd played every GTA game.
And then you disregarded everything but SA...

I was on the fence whether I want to buy this game.

And after reading this review I'm still up here.

Haven't enjoyed a GTA since 2 btw.

Funny piece of text though, maybe written a little bit too 'hip' but you didn't let it slow you down throughout.
It's difficult to recommend GTA IV to players who enjoyed 1 and 2, but not SA, 3, or Vice City - the games are just so different.

If you haven't already, definitely give it a rental, though. It's the closest thing to 1 and 2 in this generation, and if you can't enjoy the similarities between GTA 4 and the first 2, you might be able to appreciate the story.

Also, thanks for the writing compliment. It is much appreciated.
RedForceRanger post=326.68148.627378 said:
Tryed to read it but i couldnt without crying.
Dont take that personally i hate reading..
I'm sorry to hear that. Reading is wonderful.

OurGloriousLeader post=326.68148.627390 said:
I don't get why people like the story. It's all pretty predictable and has very little effect on the actual gameplay at any point. In SA, you think you've nearly completed the game with a mansion and everything, then suddenly the LA riots break out and you have to take back your territories. It's great fun and a twist on the story. Nothing similar happens in 4. What, the American Dream isn't real for everyone? Really. Didn't know that.

Totally agree about the missions, way simplified and on rails. One time, in that mission where you have to climb on top of a van to get it, I saw the van starting to drive away, so I sniped the driver. There was a big splat of blood, so I was like 'yay!'... until I realised the van was still driving on its predetermined route and I would have to run after it and do that stupid roof-climbing thing anyway. So, in essence - I had to do that mission EXACTLY as the game told me, and that's pretty true for every other mission. It's a recurring problem for all of the 3D games of GTA.

The only thing that saves GTA4 is the chaotic car chases and shootouts and explosions, which are as fun as ever.
I liked the story because it didn't insult my intelligence, like the other 3-D GTA games. Don't get me wrong, I loved the stories of the other games, it was just nice to play a game that has a morale to the story.
freakyHippo post=326.68148.627878 said:
Bring back the Goranga monks!

My biggest problem with GTA 4 wasn't the graphics, driving or the physics engine. It was the repetition and grind in the missions. It was always a variation on 'go here, kill that guy, come back'. I felt the mission in previous GTA incarnations to be more varied and ultimately more fun. GTA 4 is a fantastic game, just not one you can enjoy over and over again like you could with previous GTA's.

I also don't like the music in this one. Vice City and San Andreas had better sound tracks and funnier talk radio IMO.
Agreed about the missions - like I said in the review. I sincerely disagree about the soundtracks, though. I thought GTA4 had a better selection of music and funnier talk shows. Granted, there wasn't as many hits included, but I'm fine with that.
 

Jumplion

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What? I thought I commented on this.

Anyway, I agree with pretty much everything you said here.

Good review.
 

freakyHippo

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mjhhiv said:
freakyHippo post=326.68148.627878 said:
Bring back the Goranga monks!

My biggest problem with GTA 4 wasn't the graphics, driving or the physics engine. It was the repetition and grind in the missions. It was always a variation on 'go here, kill that guy, come back'. I felt the mission in previous GTA incarnations to be more varied and ultimately more fun. GTA 4 is a fantastic game, just not one you can enjoy over and over again like you could with previous GTA's.

I also don't like the music in this one. Vice City and San Andreas had better sound tracks and funnier talk radio IMO.
Agreed about the missions - like I said in the review. I sincerely disagree about the soundtracks, though. I thought GTA4 had a better selection of music and funnier talk shows. Granted, there wasn't as many hits included, but I'm fine with that.
Music and Comedy are both subjective artforms, opinions are going to differ. Its no bad thing and doesn't detract much from what is an amazing game.

Forgot to say that i really enjoyed your review, so much so i was compelled to post (twice :p)
 

puffbro1

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Just because you haven't read it enough by now, good review. But how can you not like Brucie? He's genetically different.
 

mjhhiv

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This is what I do every time Brucie calls me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVBCBTbTGiw

Anyways, thanks for the high praise everyone.
 

mjhhiv

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jake09050 post=326.68148.632036 said:
personally i think that the online play is the best on the xbox360 but thats just me
I really wish I could have gotten into it... The lack of off-line play also severely deterred my opinion of the multiplayer in general.

I'm not going to go on a rant about games not having off-line MP, but dang. It's a major buzz-kill.

Also-

TheKbob post=326.68148.623481 said:
I did rent GTAIV for a weekend and put about 5~8 hours into it. If I don't approve of a game until then, then it's no hope for me. I really don't like the modern social city drama of bad boys, thugs, drugs, sex, rock n roll, and w/e. That drama just seems far too cliche and I'm waiting for a real story. Besides, I already know the major plot spoilers and I'm not wasting my time on crappy endings.
Out of curiosity, what kind of stories do you like? Because nearly every popular genre can be called cliched by this point.
 

Vumsy

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How much time do you spend on these reveiws of yours? Of course it's great and all, but I mean... God, it's long!
I'm just asking for someone to say "That's what she said!" aren't I?
 

mjhhiv

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Vumsy post=326.68148.633511 said:
How much time do you spend on these reveiws of yours? Of course it's great and all, but I mean... God, it's long!
I'm just asking for someone to say "That's what she said!" aren't I?
Hehe, I'm glad you liked it. Took me about an hour and a half - which isn't that long by my standards.

I consider my reviews fairly long, but they can't hold a candle to RAK's review lengths. I applaud that man's patience.
 

Vumsy

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mjhhiv post=326.68148.634885 said:
I consider my reviews fairly long, but they can't hold a candle to RAK's review lengths. I applaud that man's patience.
Oooh... Myyy... GOD! And he's not even getting paid for this!