Great Faceplam Moments

[Queen Michael]

"Look, kids; it's zero degrees [Celsius] outside! That's when it's just as hot as it is cold!"
It's not true.
It couldn't possibly be true.
There's no reason to believe it is true.

 

[Hollock]

someone called a new computer in our school a "space machine" (not joking). By the way, thanks for posting this thread because I really wanted to tell you guys about my facepalm today.

 

[Ramen n' MaltLiquor]

I'm just going to say anything said by Jack Thomson or Michael Atkinson......

/facepalm

I'm not Australian so I have to ask, is this Michael Atkinson guy real or did you guys make him up so you would always have a butt for all your jokes. This guy (if he exists) seems like facepalm inducing comment machine.

 

[silver wolf009]

i know a girl who whole-heartedly tried to tell me that the ancient egyptians painted the mona lisa, and adam touching the hand of god.

 

[Quaxar]

"Spain is the capital of France" - I mean she was a bit confused at that time, but... wth?

 

[twistedmic]

I saw one on a recent episode of 'Colbert Report'. Republicans claiming that President Obama going to school/ college in Hawaii (when he lived and grew up there) made him Elitist and proved that he was "out of touch with the common citizen" and that he was spending to much money, while they were at the a Republican National meeting in, of all places, one of the most expensive hotels on the main island of Hawaii (where they all had to fly)

 

[blackshark121]

I saw one on a recent episode of 'Colbert Report'. Republicans claiming that President Obama going to school/ college in Hawaii (when he lived and grew up there) made him Elitist and proved that he was "out of touch with the common citizen" and that he was spending to much money, while they were at the a Republican National meeting in, of all places, one of the most expensive hotels on the main island of Hawaii (where they all had to fly)

I'm going to need...

Spoiler: THE GODZILLA FACEPALM

 

[shadowstriker86]

I shall quote my Dad. This was from last fortnight or so, but it sticks out.

"SON! Don't tell your Mother - But I accidently froze the bread!"

"Erm...What?!"

"I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO HIDE IT! WAIT. IN THE FREEZER, SHE WON'T LOOK THERE!"

The joys of living with a deluded old man.

that one gave me a good laugh

 

[TheSentinel]

During the Tiger Woods apology press conference, my friend walked up to me, looked at the TV and asked in complete seriousness "So what's Obama on about today?"

Surely he must have been jesting.

 

[no one really]

How do you get RickRolled?
*Faceplam*

 

[p3t3r]

i face-palm many times a day but one time when we were talking about Hitler my sister said this "hitler isn't that the guy all the jews liked?"

 

[Always_Remain]

My friend's mom's boyfriend calling a tower a motherboard which was almost right but then he called the monitor a desktop tower which completely made him sound like an idiot. (since he was trying to sound like an expert)

*GREAT WHITE FACEPALM*

 

[UberMore]

For an IT exam the program used was known for being buggy, laggy and that it crashed half the time and that there was a suitable replacement waiting in the wings, yet we still used ol' super-crash.

 

[feather240]

I shall quote my Dad. This was from last fortnight or so, but it sticks out.

"SON! Don't tell your Mother - But I accidently froze the bread!"

"Erm...What?!"

"I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO HIDE IT! WAIT. IN THE FREEZER, SHE WON'T LOOK THERE!"

The joys of living with a deluded old man.

You can unfreeze it you know. Sometimes we do that to help keep it fresh longer. The bread doesn't taste as good though. (Weird, a couplet.)

Ahhem, "What's a capital 'C'?"

Edit: Fixed for flow errors.

 

[Tharwen]

"If there's a mouse there's a computer. Duh..."

Yeah. Even when the mouse is unplugged and on the bed.

 

[The Undoer]

I was helping my mum out and Print Screened something on her computer into a word document, she had no idea what so ever even though I said what I was doing as I did it, that it was a image of a "Open Document" pop up thing, and not the real thing... Completely baffled her.

 

[Scorp123]

My computer scince teacher trying to exit Counter Strike 1.6...