Great quotes!

[zombiejoe]

"I WAS FROZEN TODAY" from the movie
Suburban Commando
"I may be an idiot but there is one thing I am not, and that sir is an idiot." Family Guy
"If Panokio ever said 'my nose is about to grow' he would explode." My Self (got it from a joke)

 

[ConstantJoe]

"I'm only trying to get to heaven, I'm not running for Jesus!"

- Homer Simpson

 

[GodofDisaster]

"Those who are allowed to shoot are those who are prepared to be shot." Lelouch from Code Geass.

Quite a funny one from Winston Churchill.

(It is said after he is told in a rude tone that he is drunk.)

Heres his reply:

"Madam I may be drunk but tommmorow I will be sober and you will still be ugly"

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

"War is not nice."

- Barbara Bush.

I think she summed it up succintly there.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

War, war never changes
I used to be a dog, got better, not a better dog, i'm a terrible dog
Meteo
Life is pain
Greater is the battle not fought
Good news everyone
When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die
Stop Global hunger, run over a Girl Scout

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle." Gen. John Pershing

 

[ninjapenguin981]

'The power of knowledge will always overcome the knowledge of power'

~ninjapenguin981

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

People often ask me, "What are you doing in my garden?"

 

[randomrob]

'No...Look haaarder, you see, he lives in you...'-Rafiki, The Lion King.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

'The power of knowledge will always overcome the knowledge of power'

~ninjapenguin981

That's actually pretty good.

 

[Beltom]

"If at first you don't succeed, you fail"
-GLaDOS

"Note to self: do not play Russian roulette with shotgun..."
-Self

 

[Sosakitty]

I cannot have a battle of wits with someone that is unarmed.

I'm sure I have more, that's just the most awesome one I can think of currently.

 

[Hybrid Sight]

"Trust nothing that you read, and only half of what you see." My dad, who knows where he got it from

 

[AlphaOmega]

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
~Full Metal Jacket

Woah!
~Keanu Reeves in any movie

 

[cheese_wizington]

I used to be a schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Do you suck dicks private pyle? Sir No sir! Bull shit I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!

 

[AlphaOmega]

Do you suck dicks private pyle? Sir No sir! Bull shit I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!

How tall are you, private?;
Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Five-foot-nine?!, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

 

[Godavari]

What? What's a shmonkey?

 

[LovelyFaceness]

War, war never changes
I used to be a dog, got better, not a better dog, i'm a terrible dog
Meteo
Life is pain
Greater is the battle not fought
Good news everyone
When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die
Stop Global hunger, run over a Girl Scout

Read your post as one long, confusing Ron Perlman narration in my mind because of that first line.

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." - Churchill.
A commonly cited great quote, but a great quote nonetheless.

EDIT:
Of course, great quotes get quoted very quickly in threads. Blast. Well how about this one:
"My face! Give me back my face!" - Watchmen