"Great Scott!" (Your spoken phrases.)

[daftalchemist]

Random mishmash of vulgarity, most often "fuckshit".

 

[ZeroMachine]

Holy balls.

Example:

Holy balls that was an awesome kill!

He said WHAT? Holy balls....

He blessed them? Oh, I get it. Holy balls.

 

[SovietSecrets]

"Yo".

Only one I could think of right now.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

*throws toilet paper at you*

i tend to go with "oh my goodness!"

 

[DarkhoIlow]

I usually swear a ton in my native language but I could say that a few swears I tend to use quite a lot when I'm pissed off(either from dying @ Blops or League of Legends):"For Fuck's Sake"(take a second pause between each word),"Jesus beep'ing Christ","God damn it".

Yea I know,I'm probably going to Hell for taking Jesus's name in vain and I'm supposed to be an christian orthodox(that's what religion I am).

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

"Hellfire and damnation!" is my favorite, though I will also use
"What in the nine hells?" if the situation calls

 

[Gudrests]

Jesus Mary and Saint Joseph..... but if someone else says it ill normally respond shocked and ask them.... WOW ALL 3 OF THEM?!!?!?!

And me and a few friends also call each other certian names...like...yeah cant see that last one

 

[Ryuu Akamatsu]

"Christ in a hand basket!"

Yeah....I don't know either.

 

[Atticus89]

"Sweet mercy!" = "I am in shock/horror at the current situation."

"The hell!?" = "What the fuck did you do this time you dumbass?"

"Dammit!" = pretty self-explanatory

 

[squeekenator]

"Blimey!"
"Crikey!"

Started using both because I found them to be amusing ways of expressing mild irritation, and now it's become a habit.

 

[DirgeNovak]

I usually go with "Tabarnak", which is probably the most common expletive here in Québec. Depending on the situation, I can also go with "Câlice", "Ciboire", "Sacrament", "Hostie", or if I'm feeling particularly multicultural, "Holy shit".

Man, that was a vulgar post. Here's a rainbow to balance it a bit.

 

[Aur0ra145]

Generally, "My Word!"

But in very extreme cases (like lifting a rock and finding a snake under it [I HATE snakes]) I explaimed, "FUCK THAT SHIT!"

So yeah, the "FUCK THAT SHIT!" phase has become somewhat of a meme between me and some friends.

Namely because I ran up the hill a bit, grabbed an assault rifle and shot 10 rounds at the snake. Problem solved.

 

[BabyRaptor]

"Oh, Fuck me in half."

No idea where I got it, but most everyone that hears it laughs.

 

[Saelune]

"Holy shit, Batman!" Just as a contrast to these:

Im gonna start saying that now... "Holy contributing to the delinquincy of minors!"

Usually I exclaim Banana Hammock or more recently, Beans!

 

[shinigamisparda]

Well, I've got a few:

"Sunova whore!" Translation: An unexpected and negative yet still manageable event has occurred.
"Oh, fukcmonkeys." Translation: An undesirable event has occurred multiple times with no way to avoid or overcome it found yet.
"Fuck this fucking whore shit fuck!" Translation: I have lost my patience with a recurring undesirable event.
"Holy shitcrap." Translation: An unexpected and completely unmanageable negative event has occurred.

 

[ChupathingyX]

"That was uneccessary and uncalled for!"

 

[Twilight_guy]

"That's not good" which is a variant of "this won't end well".

 

[sage42]

Mine usually include: Feck, Mother Feckin Mary,Frik, Double Frik, Crap, and My personal favorite for when I'm surprised mostly "Sweet pyramid of Giza!"

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Okay, let's work the problem- 'not make things worse by guessing."
10 Points to your team and a cookie if you can get the reference.