"Great Scott!" (Your spoken phrases.)

[Kakujin]

Most common phrase that stays the same is my cry of dismay "Fuck me sideways"

 

[Thetwistedendgame]

"Not again..." When something bad happens. Again.

"his fault" When I did something stupid.

"Oh for the love of gort" If someone else did it for a change.

 

[snagli]

Normally I go TF2 sniper and say "ah, piss" whenever I see an obstacle that is obviously going to be a problem, but sometimes when I'm in a cheery mood I just yell "HELLO, I'm Snagli! (or my real name, if I'm also feeling confident)", David Tennant style.

 

[Athol]

I'll list a few of mine

Spoiler: Profanity abounds

Kerfuckn? = Really confused
Ces qu fuck? = What the hell
Motherfucking pig dicker! = Very annoyed
Ass raping cumdumpter! = Pissed off
I...wha...huh? = General confusion

 

[figday]

"Holy mother of (insert random anything here)!!"

 

[Ladette]

Well....hell man, I dunno.
Cunting moron!
I really don't give a fuck.
I'll do it, if I don't nobody else will.
Sup-fuck?!
"________" did it/that first.
Deal with it.
Just answer the goddamn question.

 

[Daveman]

I say "BOOM" at the end of sentences to add emphasis or deliver putdowns.

 

[Switchblade1080]

Fuck you!! And HOLY (or OH) SHIT!!!

But vulgar language gets old though, to the point where it actually stings more to troll in such a formal manner...

 

[damocles23]

Jupiter's cock!
Help me Batman-Jesus!

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

"Could be worse" - Any time I'm given bad news
"Gathered that" - Any time someone tells me something I already know.

 

[randomsix]

I've recently been phasing out "holy $#!^" in favor of "oh my goodness."

 

[Continuity]

It varies depending on the situation and my level of irritation, but these are a few common expletives for me in descending order:

Fuck right off. (severe irritation)

Bollocks. (mild irritation)

Arse cakes! (for an "oh snap" moment)

D'oh! (I've just done something stupid)

Bloody hell. (I feel I should acknowledge the profundity of the situation but really I don't care)

What what? (I didn't catch that)

 

[i7omahawki]

"Christ on a bike!" is the angry version of surprise. I don't know why it has to be Christ, or a bike, it just rolls off the tongue so well and its phonetics express outrage.

 

[prototyper]

Cockhobbit.

Don't ask.

 

[Wintermoot]

What the fudge?(I don,t censor myself and have no problem with the word fuck but fudge just sounds funny)
I also used the phrase "now the rubber band is on the other claw!" from Futurama once.
also: SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT..... when a Heavy Weapons guys is coming my way and I,m most likely going to die.
"mine,s bigger" if somebody is saying some kind of stick is big I say that and tell them I have the same thing (if they say something like that,s disgussting I say that they should get their heads out of the gutter)
WHO ARE YOU CALLING FAT?! sometimes people try to tell me I,m fat by talking around it and I would trick them into thinking I,m pissed off untill they just say I,m fat just to fuck with them.