"Great Scott!" (Your spoken phrases.)

[Uncreative]

Exasperation usually comes out as "Dear lord..."

As for shock, for some reason I've ended up with "Holy hell!", and I've absolutely no idea why. It's just a reflex.

 

[FalloutJack]

Son of a Montague!

*Writes this one down*

Alright, my turn.

"Ah, crap inna hat."
"Murgen Furgen."
"Now? At this hour?"
"Blargh! Blarghity! Blargh!"

And of course...

"Well, FUCK."

 

[Buizel91]

Fairysnuff- Fair Enough

Bud- What i call nearly all my mates

Fuackadoodle- when i do something wrong on a game etc...

 

[duktapeman90]

"Holy dick!"
"Mother of God." (while squinting)
"Okey dokie lokie."
"Seriously, can you please take the dicks out of your mouth?" (often wile pissed at my pc)

 

[Mr. Grey]

"Jesus 'Tapdancing' Christ!"
-There really is no other way to express my displeasure at something.

"Christ in a fucking handbasket!"
-I started saying this whenever something unbelievable happened. Now I always say it when something unbelievable happens. Usually poor.

"You're welcome."
-Usually follows as a response to when I didn't do something someone asks and they tell me that I didn't or when something bad happens to someone.

 

[GamerKT]

"I can't even! I can't even... STOP! I CAN'T EVEN!"

When I'm getting my ass kicked in a fighting game. Verbatim, actually. It sounds like I'm saying "I can't even stop!" To which my cousin responds "You can't even stop what?" as he rapes me in the game. I think it's amusing.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

"Goddamnit!"

"Shit!"

When I'm genuinely displeased, I forego flambuoyance in my swearing in favor of more efficient expressions.

 

[Vindestructable]

balls!

 

[drakythe]

Stolen from Goblin's Comic "Sunuva crap!"

"Ah, Hell"

"Unholy Hell!" This one always seems to catch people off guard.

 

[meryatathagres]

Vitun ikenet, it means the gums on the sexual organs of a female.

 

[yanipheonu]

Yeah, for example purposes there will be A LOT of swearing in this post.

Well being a true blooded Canadian I swear all the goddamn fucking time. Often if I stub my toe or something it will be followed with a "Oh fucking shitty ass crap!" or a similarly long string of swears.

Working at a call centre helps you pick up more and more swearing XD

I picked up "Bloody Hell" from my father, who is indeed British, though without the accent.

I like using "What the shit?" as well instead of the usual WTF.

Uhhhh.. non-swear one...

In a rather weeaboo twist, I tend to say "Ano" when I'm thinking now XD

Oh yeah, and my karate Sensei used to say "Holy *insert phrase*, Batman!" all the time, and it rubbed off

 

[Otaku13]

Bloody hell. Gods above, and at times i resort to my stitch voice and belt out a good old fashioned MIGA NAGA QUESTA. which as far as i can tell means fuck my couch/ fuck your mom. *shrugs*

 

[Kawatoo]

Whelp, Im out. This is normally accompined with my throwing my hand over my head and walking away.
Also, Delicious e.g "Hey have a hundred dollars" "Delicious"

 

[DustyDrB]

"Signs and wonders"
"So it goes" (stolen from Kurt Vonnegut)

 

[crudus]

"That makes me sad on the inside"
"You made me sad on the inside" and variations of that.

I don't know what got me saying it but it is found funny for whatever reason.

 

[kortin]

"well...shit."

Not very original, but there it is.

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

Derp.
Goes well with everything.

 

[Averant]

...*****... - mild shock, like when I walk into a bush and get blown apart by three different weapons
Fuck/bitchsticks - surprise
Bloody hell - exasperation
Son of a whore - accusing
Sometimes it'll be "Godson of a fucking *****!" No idea why.


I find it funny that my sister will actually tolerate me throwing language bombs around but doesn't let me say God. Oh, those wacky christians...