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buddee1

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A few days ago I was reading a news article, it was about a guy who beat up a robber with an xbox controller while playing Modern Warefare 2. Unfortunately the article was taken down only a few hours later so im just gonna paraphrase what happened. at close to 1 in the morning a man was winning a game in Modern Warefare 2 with only a few minuets left to spare, all of the sudden a robber breaks into his apartment with a gun, swinging the only thing in his hand he smacks the thief with the controller breaking his jaw, he then gets on his knees and starts to punch him in the face with the controller until he is knocked out. (this is the part that I love) he stands up gets, the game winning kill in the game with the bloody broken controller, then he calls the police. how big is this man balls. so what do you think, is he a moron or a hero?
 

Cherry Cola

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It isn't that impressive.

When he beats down a dozen terrorists while playing both Demon's Souls and Bayonetta on hardest difficulty at the same time, then I will be impressed.
 

DeadlyYellow

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There will be greater news events.

The robber is a moron for getting within striking distance anyway.
 

FactualSquirrel

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He is an idiot, and if he had failed it would have been blamed on videogames.

However, he is an awesome idiot, but an idiot nonetheless.
 

Hotshots

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This guy must have been raised by fucking Krogan to pull of that. I mean playing COD and then beating the shit out of a guy...then playing COD again!

This guy needs a "Gamer of the year" medal or something.
 

Amnestic

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Hotshots said:
This guy must have been raised by fucking Krogan to pull of that. I mean playing COD and then beating the shit out of a guy...then playing COD again!

This guy needs a "Gamer of the year" medal or something.
If he'd been raised by Krogan, he'd have just headbutted the bastard.
 

sgtshock

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If he knew the guy had a gun, then yes, he was an idiot, albeit a heroic idiot. He's just lucky the robber was too nervous or surprised to use the gun.
 

soren7550

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Amnestic said:
Hotshots said:
This guy must have been raised by fucking Krogan to pull of that. I mean playing COD and then beating the shit out of a guy...then playing COD again!

This guy needs a "Gamer of the year" medal or something.
If he'd been raised by Krogan, he'd have just headbutted the bastard.
But only if he was speaking without permission.
 

orangebandguy

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He's pretty awesome, 360 controllers are pretty heavy built.

Well I have my new emergency weapon then, along with strangling burgulars with my USB cables.
 

GreyWolf257

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I couldn't find this on the FOX or CNN website. I looked in the US sections and the World sections, then I searched under the words "xbox" and "xbox controller". Are you sure you aren't just making this up? If you are, then fess up now before this rumor gets spread any further.
 

dante brevity

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No link = Not true

But if it is true, then the following people are idiots:
1. The gamer
2. The robber
3. Me, for engaging this for even the time it took to type