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Da_Schwartz

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BS. Link? Even if one i still wouldn't believe you. Nobody stops playing MW2. Also if he knows anything about MW2 he should know that guns > 360 controllers. Also...i mean seriously who the hell beats down a roober then just sits down and starts playing again. Like...seriously. Sounds like some weak attempt at internet viral marketing urban gamers legends.. idk.. it's just lame. I also like the fact that "all of a sudden a robber appears" LIke some random FF encounter. headshot bang bang bang, then blook! random encoutner swirl and music. no panic no stopping to see who the hell is breaking into his apartment...i mean come on.
 

mokes310

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dante brevity said:
No link = Not true
My sentiments exactly. However excited OP was to tells us about this; they should have anticipated that without a source, it can't be trusted.
 

CrysisMcGee

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Awesome. Robbers suck, and the bloody controller made it all the better.

And if it's not true, somebody sure knows how to tell a story.
 

Amnestic

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soren7550 said:
But only if he was speaking without permission.
Uvenk: Everything about Grunt is a lie...
*Renegade interrupt pops up*
Shepard: *headbutts Uvenk*
Uvenk: You...you dare!?

Headbutting: The Krogan way to shut people up.
 

The Last Nomad

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I feel the phrase "pics or it didn't happen" come to mind...
But it's just so bad ass I'll overlook my need for proof...
 

sonicmaster1989

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I bet that bastard is an akimbo 1887 whore. Or a sprint knifer. My best guess is camper, seeing as how he lived to make the final kill whilest beating a dude with the controller.
 

sooperman

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I guess Yahtzee was right about the robber thing in his review, IF this is true.
 

Soushi

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*Serious face* Ahem. seriously folks, when a robber or whoever breaks in, give him/her what they want. I mean, as cool as it is to imagine kicking the shit out of them, getting the advantage and holding their fate in your hands, don't forget that all it takes is one good, lucky punch and they will have the same options with you. And if they are breaking one law, chances are that breaking a few of your bones, or even killing you, would make much of a difference.
That being said, props to that guy. That is serious, hardcore awesome. Although, funny thing is... the robber is probably gonna sue him now. Who knows, the media may even find a way to use this to prove that video games are BAD, that's something they've never done before, right?
 

ThreeKneeNick

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The article was probably taken down because it's fake.

The first part could probably be true, but the second part with the winning kill is way over the top.

The simplest possible conclusion is that it is made up.
 

Some_Jackass

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Spacefly said:
I feel the phrase "pics or it didn't happen" come to mind...
But it's just so bad ass I'll overlook my need for proof...
Not so much "Pics" as much as...SAUCE!

...but indeed, it is pretty bad ass on its own merits...
 

Jammerz

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This guy eats awesome sauce with nails for breakfast. I mean this guy is WAY too awesome. It's like Chuck Norris had sex with Sigourney Weaver, they had a baby who was born with an enlarged awesome gland.
 

viking97

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takes down a robber with his controller than wins at a death match? i want to be this man
 

aseelt

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I thought the best news story ever was on the BBC website:

Boy paints sixty foot penis on his parent's roof (I paraphrase)

Link:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm
 

maddawg IAJI

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Well it's cool that he decided to beat a burglar into unconsiousness, but was the game reaallly more important then calling the cops? I mean,there was a gun involved.