greatest. news story. EVER.

[DustyDrB]

I still like the headline from my local paper (Charleston, SC):
"Police arrest oiled man armed with nunchucks"

 

[orangebandguy]

He's pretty awesome, 360 controllers are pretty heavy built.

Well I have my new emergency weapon then, along with strangling burgulars with my USB cables.

Don't you have an axe?

Yes..

[sub]Nothing suspicious about that..[/sub]

''Come to my shed, I want to show you something..''

No, not al all

360 controllers and axes are all very well, but try the original GameBoy. That thing was a beast!

 

[johnfistyadams]

Hero.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

It isn't that impressive.

When he beats down a dozen terrorists while playing both Demon's Souls and Bayonetta on hardest difficulty at the same time, then I will be impressed.

Hah! that deserves the BigLoL Dog !

 

[Lemon Of Life]

The article was probably taken down because it's fake.

The first part could probably be true, but the second part with the winning kill is way over the top.

The simplest possible conclusion is that it is made up.

Afraid I agree with this.

 

[Drundy]

I would've T-bag'd the robber too,then continue playing the game.

 

[War Penguin]

This might be fake, but that still doesn't mean it isn't awesome.

I love how he continues to play his game BEFORE he call the cops. XD

 

[Snowalker]

It twas me, I got a nuke, just as the timer was going too.

Ok, seriously, I have a hard time believing this without a source.

 

[Steambroom]

Meh, bet he was using Commando. Nothin special..

 

[Sparrow]

I much prefer this Xbox related beating: http://www.maxconsole.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1203591

You go, sister!

 

[RanD00M]

He is a moronic hero.
And I want him to have my baby's.

 

[koeniginator]

He is made of awesome, that's what.

I agree.

The only doubt I have is that they took down the article because they found out it wasn't true.

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

At first I thought the title was a joke.
But jesus of mother, is that man a winner

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

He's pretty awesome, 360 controllers are pretty heavy built.

Well I have my new emergency weapon then, along with strangling burgulars with my USB cables.

Don't you have an axe?

Yes..

[sub]Nothing suspicious about that..[/sub]

''Come to my shed, I want to show you something..''

No, not al all

360 controllers and axes are all very well, but try the original GameBoy. That thing was a beast!

No no, try the original xbox controllers. y'know. the huge ones

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

This guy is full of win.

Seriosly, thats jsut halarius.

 

[Tdc2182]

But only if he was speaking without permission.

Uvenk: Everything about Grunt is a lie...
*Renegade interrupt pops up*
Shepard: *headbutts Uvenk*
Uvenk: You...you dare!?

Headbutting: The Krogan way to shut people up.

Mine glitched out and I couldn't see Uvenk. He was just a dark mass. Dark masses show absolutletly no emotion

No one wins with a headbutt

 

[Americow]

That's intense.

 

[AvsJoe]

he stands up gets, the game winning kill in the game with the bloody broken controller, then he calls the police.

Now THAT's what I call a gamer! This guy is awesome!

 

[Jharry5]

If that's true, that guy is all 'round badass.
A source would have been nice though...