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ryai458

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Hubilub said:
It isn't that impressive.

When he beats down a dozen terrorists while playing both Demon's Souls and Bayonetta on hardest difficulty at the same time, then I will be impressed.
playing demon's souls and bayonetta on the hardest difficulty with his feet, is when I will be impressed.
 

Latinidiot

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good lord! the man needs proffesional help, but is the awesomest guy I heard of today!
 

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This is so awesome... the only thing that could make it less so would be if that final kill had been with a noobtube.
 

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ryai458 said:
Hubilub said:
It isn't that impressive.

When he beats down a dozen terrorists while playing both Demon's Souls and Bayonetta on hardest difficulty at the same time, then I will be impressed.
playing demon's souls and bayonetta on the hardest difficulty with his feet, is when I will be impressed.
Playing them with his face, while 5-staring Through the Fire and Flames with his penis, and using his hands and feet to play 10 different beat'em ups online while going through time to defeat the Napoleonic army is when I will be impressed
 

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Hubilub said:
It isn't that impressive.

When he beats down a dozen terrorists while playing both Demon's Souls and Bayonetta on hardest difficulty at the same time, then I will be impressed.
I lol'd.
 

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buddee1 said:
A few days ago I was reading a news article, it was about a guy who beat up a robber with an xbox controller while playing Modern Warefare 2. Unfortunately the article was taken down only a few hours later so im just gonna paraphrase what happened. at close to 1 in the morning a man was winning a game in Modern Warefare 2 with only a few minuets left to spare, all of the sudden a robber breaks into his apartment with a gun, swinging the only thing in his hand he smacks the thief with the controller breaking his jaw, he then gets on his knees and starts to punch him in the face with the controller until he is knocked out. (this is the part that I love) he stands up gets, the game winning kill in the game with the bloody broken controller, then he calls the police. how big is this man balls. so what do you think, is he a moron or a hero?
I think a certain player has deserved some epic pie made of win.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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He's a Brilliant fool, that's what he is. He goes right up there with the guy who defended the family Ps3 with a Katana.
 

PrototypeC

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I can't help but think not, "this guy has steel balls" and more, "this guy is a douchebag". I don't think it's true, but it's the kind of thing you spread around anyway because it just sounds so intense and ball-breakingly fantastic.
 

Katherine Kerensky

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That is how gamers should deal with robbers.
Not necessarily playing Modern Warfare 2, but beating the crap out of them with a controller, then winning the match.
I want to shake his hand... that bloody, burglar-beating hand...
 

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So really the ONLY thing thats making people literally cream over this being awesome is because he played the game a little after the incident? Sounds more obsessive than anything. Trouble letting go?

Hey I read an article where some guy was playing *insert game* then someone came to rob him so he hit them with the game controller (which would do damage due to material, size, weight etc) then couldn't detach from the game to deal with issue so finished what he was doing before calling the authorities.

1. Burglar was an idiot for robbing while someone is there.
2. Home owner is a tool who cant let go of the game.
3. Internet hordes need to relax or else we will hear copycat stories from said hordes.

Makes for a good pub story to tell other people who play said game as they are more likely to "LOL AWESOMESAUCE" over you while other people are more likely to think "Your an idiot" and laugh behind your back.
 

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orangebandguy said:
He's pretty awesome, 360 controllers are pretty heavy built.

Well I have my new emergency weapon then, along with strangling burgulars with my USB cables.
Don't you have an axe?
 

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TheSeventhLoneWolf said:
orangebandguy said:
He's pretty awesome, 360 controllers are pretty heavy built.

Well I have my new emergency weapon then, along with strangling burgulars with my USB cables.
Don't you have an axe?
Yes..

[sub]Nothing suspicious about that..[/sub]
 

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sgtshock said:
If he knew the guy had a gun, then yes, he was an idiot, albeit a heroic idiot. He's just lucky the robber was too nervous or surprised to use the gun.

Robber: Alright, keep your hands up an- wait what are you-

*WHAP*

Robber: owwwww, did you just hit me with an Xbox 360 contoller?
 

TheSeventhLoneWolf

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orangebandguy said:
TheSeventhLoneWolf said:
orangebandguy said:
He's pretty awesome, 360 controllers are pretty heavy built.

Well I have my new emergency weapon then, along with strangling burgulars with my USB cables.
Don't you have an axe?
Yes..

[sub]Nothing suspicious about that..[/sub]
''Come to my shed, I want to show you something..''

No, not al all