greatest. news story. EVER.

[Warped Pixel]

To paraprase one of my favorite Mass Effect 2 lines "That took a quad"

 

[Pegghead]

He is a Saxton Hale that walks like a gamer.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Recording from X-box live from the event:
"Hey bob, why'd you go AFK?"
"I was beating up a robber with my controller"
"..."

I have to admit that that is really quiet awesome. I salute the man for beating down a robber in style.

 

[ottenni]

Thats a real man right there. Beating a man up with a controller, thats some Jason Bourne shit right there. And let that be a lesson kids, superior firepower wont make you safe, Microsoft will.

 

[D.L.390]

It isn't that impressive.

When he beats down a dozen terrorists while playing both Demon's Souls and Bayonetta on hardest difficulty at the same time, then I will be impressed.

That's what I say.

 

[Cinder Block of Oppression]

So really the ONLY thing thats making people literally cream over this being awesome is because he played the game a little after the incident? Sounds more obsessive than anything. Trouble letting go?

Hey I read an article where some guy was playing *insert game* then someone came to rob him so he hit them with the game controller (which would do damage due to material, size, weight etc) then couldn't detach from the game to deal with issue so finished what he was doing before calling the authorities.

1. Burglar was an idiot for robbing while someone is there.
2. Home owner is a tool who cant let go of the game.
3. Internet hordes need to relax or else we will hear copycat stories from said hordes.

Makes for a good pub story to tell other people who play said game as they are more likely to "LOL AWESOMESAUCE" over you while other people are more likely to think "Your an idiot" and laugh behind your back.

I wish I gained personal satisfaction from taking things really seriously on the internet, and then acting like a douchebag about it.

You just did.

EDGY