Greatest Pick-up Line
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Grab a piece of ice and throw it on the ground and break it. Then say now that the ice is broken...
^ The best one on this thread.hopeneverdies said:
The subject of the words you say should be funny, clever, cocky and circumstantial based on environment. It shows her that nothing you say is rehearsed.
It's not what you say, it's how you say it. Actions speak louder than words.
Typically anything in the form of a question, or using the word "baby" DOES NOT WORK.
The only reason for a guy to approach a girl is obvious, so you might as well be honest about it.
The best way to weed out the crazy women, though is to have them come to you. Only the daring, socially adept, joke-savvy women approach when they see what they want in a man. This is mainly done by projecting an alpha male presence among friends.
If in a loud club setting, nothing will really be audible anyway, so 99% of communication is body language. If she's definitely single, give her a mischievous grin and "Let's dance" will suffice perfectly. Then proceed to lead the dance and throw in a few ass slaps. It shows that you're a daring and honest man with the ignoblest of intentions. A man who women go to clubs in order to meet, rather than a boy seeking her approval. When you're done, always leave her wanting more. If she wants, She'll start the conversation where you can wisecrack about her attention-seeking attire. After she buys you a drink, you say, "You're just trying to get me drunk so you can take advantage of me."
Simplesonicmaster1989 said:
1. Baby you and me ain't nothing but mamals s lets do it like they do it on the the discovery channel
or
2. You are HOT
3. A man can love a million girls anyday but it takes a real man to love a girl a million ways
4. How much do you charge ?
and !!!
5. Your Ying i'm Yang lets Mix
*Stare at them for 5 minutes, make orgasm face* "OK, I'm done"
"Women who swallow semen at least twice a week are 40% less likely to get breast cancer. How did your mother die?"
"Helloooooooooo Nurse!"
"My god, you look JUST like this girl I saw on the internet last night, minus the donkey"
"Women who swallow semen at least twice a week are 40% less likely to get breast cancer. How did your mother die?"
"Helloooooooooo Nurse!"
"My god, you look JUST like this girl I saw on the internet last night, minus the donkey"
Girl you must be Jamacian, because Jamacian me crazy. a guy I knew in highschool did that one all the time haha
Asymptote Angel said:
I acctually had to think about the eggs one for a second. The second I got it my face just dropped. BRILLIANT!!!!
