Greatest Quotes Ever
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the "sir, if I was your wife I would poison your tea" was said to Winston Churchill, another one of his great ones was when someone, I dont know who, said..
"Winston, you're drunk" to which he replied
"and you're ugly, but in the morning, I shall be sober"
thats English wit for you right there
"Winston, you're drunk" to which he replied
"and you're ugly, but in the morning, I shall be sober"
thats English wit for you right there
I have a book of Churchill quotes, the man is a legend with wit.Fenby said:
Upon hearing that the head of London Police was caught in a feild sexing his secretary and how it should be handled Churchill said the following
"he was out in a field with his mistress last night?, wasn't it minus 7 degrees?"
"yes Sir Churchill, it was that cold"
"makes you proud to be British doesn't it?"
"sometimes man will stumble on the truth, but he will dust himself off and carry on regardless"
Churchill
Churchill
This is one from FEAR2, from a man called Snake Fist.
"Alma can sence your presence, she is drawn to you. She covets you, you could say she is a coveter. Your like free pizza at an anime convention"
"Alma can sence your presence, she is drawn to you. She covets you, you could say she is a coveter. Your like free pizza at an anime convention"
But they all do sort of the same thing, and that is rearrange what you thought
was real, and... hmm... they remind you of the beauty of pretty simple things.
You forget, because you're so busy going from a to z, that there's... hmm ...
24 letters in beetween...
Infected Mushroom, referring to psychadelics.
was real, and... hmm... they remind you of the beauty of pretty simple things.
You forget, because you're so busy going from a to z, that there's... hmm ...
24 letters in beetween...
Infected Mushroom, referring to psychadelics.
This is my favourite Simpsons quote:
Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
Another quote from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
It's an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent. The second most intelligent creatures were of course dolphins who, curiously enough, had long known of the impending destruction of the planet earth. They had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger, but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits. So they eventually decided they would leave earth by their own means. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the star-spangled banner, but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.
Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
Another quote from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
It's an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent. The second most intelligent creatures were of course dolphins who, curiously enough, had long known of the impending destruction of the planet earth. They had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger, but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits. So they eventually decided they would leave earth by their own means. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the star-spangled banner, but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.
